WTF!! Pastor tells female members of his church not to wear underwear

[bigdarryl]

This guy is a pervert http://guardianlv.com/2014/03/pastor-tells-women-underwear-are-ungodly-and-forbidden-in-church-video/

[underpants]

1. Wade Boggs is preaching in Kenya now?

Baseball fans, hopefully, will get that joke.

[BlueStreak]

2. LOL. Does Brittany Spears attend this church?

[bigdarryl]

4. Or does Stephnie Miller attend

She put it out on radio last week she doesn't wear underwear.But she doesn't wear dresses so she would qualify to attend

[underpants]

12. +

That is going to be on my mind the rest of the day

[adirondacker]

32. I think a personal letter to her using your username is in order.

[In_The_Wind]

3. WTF ~ Indeed!

Njohi is the leader at the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church which is located in an eastern suburb of Nairobi called Dandora. This new rule only applies to the women of his church; he told them when they arrive to Sunday service come without bras or panties.

Reverend Njohi said the new rule was made for women so God can easily enter their bodies. He also told those who refuse to comply by continuing to wear undergarments to service will suffer dreadful consequences. His instructions were not just for the adult females but he directed the women who are mothers to check their daughters to ensure they were in compliance with to the new order.

[bigdarryl]

6. If he was in this country this negro would be put in jail.

[In_The_Wind]

10. Mebbe not. He didn't actually break any law.

What he did was horrible but was he breaking any law ?

[pipi_k]

14. Not sure, but

I think bigdarryl might have been referring to himself...

as in, he would probably commit some violent act upon the pastor so HE would be in jail.

That's how I understood it, anyway...

[In_The_Wind]

19. Thanks pipi_k

[pipi_k]

26. Sorry...

false alarm.

It looks instead like bigdarryl decided to call the pastor "this negro" instead of just a generic "that guy".

Like it matters what color the pastor is...

[bigdarryl]

20. Oh for gods sake!!!

I meant there are more strict laws in this country that he couldn't get away with this kind of shit.Because I'm sure there are young under aged girls that attend that church and he would be under investigation.

[pipi_k]

24. OK, well...

excuse me for thinking that you might be black and might be referring to yourself as "this negro" who would be punching that guy out for being a pig.

See, because referring to yourself as "this negro" (if you are black yourself) would be OK if that's what you want to do.

It appears that you were instead referring to that pastor as "this negro", am I correct? Or, put another way, it would be "that negro".

why not just, "that guy"?

IOW, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt there.


whatever.

Have a nice day.

[In_The_Wind]

35. Excellent point.

[jsr]

9. LOL

[In_The_Wind]

11. Yikes! That puts a whole different slant on this.

So he wants free access to the bodies of the women in his congregation.

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9. He is God
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No, He is not God!

[jsr]

17. Why does God prefer the nether regions?

[Enrique]

27. Lord's propeller?

[In_The_Wind]

37. . . .

Njohi has received wide media attention surrounding his strange new rule. It has left many unhappy with the pastor’s bizarre decree; they feel this is an attempt for him to take advantage of his women followers. Others have called the pastor sick for telling these women that they are being ungodly by wearing underwear to church.

Some the residents in Dandora phase 2 were angered by this unreasonable directive for the women of this church. On Wednesday they vandalized the church building by demolishing windows, doors and walls of the church. They said the Lord’s Propeller Redemption church is spreading immorality and is not really the Lord’s church.

[snooper2]

5. ROFL, fundies, reminds of of a great video

The LOOPHOLE!

[RC]

7. Well, so much for a omnipotent god.

Reverend Njohi said the new rule was made for women so God can easily enter their bodies.

Or does the Pastor think he is god?

[pipi_k]

16. Or a god that won't

ask for directions.

Like, why can't he take a detour and enter the women's bodies through their nostrils or skin pores?

[RC]

18. Not as enjoyable?

But, yeah, something is not right here, that mere cloth is somehow an obstacle to omnipotentism. But dresses were still allowed? Maybe it is because that impregnable cloth of the underwear, might be made of two different materials? That's gotta be it.

[pipi_k]

29. Yeah...

underwired bras are a curse on godly communication.

The wires act like little TV antennae, diverting the signals to who-knows-where. Maybe all those godly signals end up on Mars. Or in another galaxy, even!


Underpants have that nasty elastic. Well, we all know what happens there... more godly signals bouncing off all over the place...


Underwear...tool of the devil!!!!

[RC]

36. I wouldn't know much about all that.

Men's styles may not be as sexy looking, but probably are more comfortable.

[pipi_k]

39. They sure look it...

I wanted to buy some of those long leg underpants Mr Pipi has last week but they didn't come in my size...not even in the men's department.

[bigdarryl]

21. No I think he just wants to see up there skirts

Plus why would these woman be dressed in short ass skirts in church in the first place.That's some ratchet shit

[RC]

22. Well, it is Kenya. It is right on the equator.

They have a different culture and different rules of what is proper decorum there.

[WinkyDink]

25. Joke post?

Nairobi:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

40. And/or Omniscient.

[packman]

8. WHY, this is a direct contridiction

to that other great Mormon Church's edict on underwear"

"The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment."

http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/mormon/underwear/

This is gotta be confusing the hell out of God- Go commando or not?

[L0oniX]

13. Look for shoes with a mirror or cam in church?

[lame54]

15. From the book of Commando

[WinkyDink]

23. His next sermon is titled "My Name is God."

[SummerSnow]

28. How does one check to see if they are wearing underwear when they enter the church?

Guess they have a underwear checker

[SummerSnow]

30. So, let me get ths straight....the men of this church are exempt. They can wear underwear.

So only women are ungodly if they wear panties and bras?

[redwitch]

31. Hearing the computer voice report on this makes it even more bizarre.

Where does all this craziness come from?

[Motown_Johnny]

33. Well, it is Ass Wednesday after all n/t

[KamaAina]

34. In Kenya? Is it Rev. Wright?

[COLGATE4]

38. Ya think? nt

[Lex]

41. My observation has been that most pastors are pervs.

Your mileage may vary.