Florida Man Wants a Few Good White Men to Admire His KKK Flag

[onehandle]

"ME: Married, with a Boca Raton trailer, a Klan flag, a Confederate flag with a skull, a 'members wanted' sign, and a lovely wife, ISO same. Had a noose, but uppity neighbors made me take it down. Are you my white-horsed grand knight in shining hood?"

Even tony Boca has trailer parks, and even those trailer parks have Klan-loving bubbas. But how many Boca trailer parks have Klan "recruiting offices," complete with signs? Just one! Inquire within to the man of the trailer. The charming, charming man:

The man, who identifies himself only as Mr. K Hayes, lowers his flags every night and puts them up every morning. "I'm not sending any message," Hayes told CBS Miami. "The same thing when the Puerto Rican flies his flag. He's proud of his heritage. I'm proud of mine."

When asked why he had the noose hanging in front of his house, Hayes responded: "That's because I don't have a big tree in my backyard to hang it from."

http://gawker.com/florida-man-wants-a-few-good-white-men-to-admire-his-kk-1537015294

[shenmue]

1. We've got to open up colonies on the moon

There has to be somewhere these knuckleheads will be happy.