You buy a hat you like.

[gulliver]

You put the hat on and wear it out of the store. Your friends say they like the hat. Your enemies say they hate the hat (and still you too of course). Your enemies are wearing a different hat, a dunce cap, that they swear makes yours look stupid.

Your enemies are asshole bullies, so they push buttons on a bunch of sheep people who were trying to decide for themselves. The sheep people believe they don't like your hat and that they like the dunce cap. In their own minds, they feel they came to their own opinion. It just happened to occur right after being briefly afraid not to have that opinion.

You can:

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	Take the hat off.
	0 (0%)
	Keep wearing the hat, but constantly apologize for parts of it.
	0 (0%)
	Look damned good in the hat if you do say so yourself.
	1 (100%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[functioning_cog]

1. take it to the hat group

P.S. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[gulliver]

2. A hat.

[Turbineguy]

4. I would guess the hat

is a metaphor for a codpiece.

[gulliver]

5. It's just a hat.

[winter is coming]

6. Those are different things?

[Aerows]

3. I'll only wear the hat if it complements my wardrobe (political beliefs)

and when it doesn't, I'll take it off. Pretty easy to understand.

I wear no hat unconditionally, and if it doesn't suit my tastes, I'll criticize the hat and take it off.

[JeffHead]

7. This is the hat I've worn every day for the last 30 years.

I will not take it off, I apologize for nothing. And yes, I look damn good in it.

[Fearless]

9. +1

[Logical]

15. What team is it? n-t

[DJ13]

8. Other-Kick their asses for making fun of the hat

[Enrique]

10. call the hat "fucking retarded"

[pintobean]

14. .

[hfojvt]

11. if you touch my hat

you're gonna have to fight us all

[LiberalAndProud]

12. What are you really talking about?

I get the sense that "take the hat off" would be the wrong answer.

I don't wear hats, so I can't take my hat off. I refuse to apologize for a hat I'm not wearing. I look just fine hatless.

[johnp3907]

13. No one's hat is cooler than my hat!

<a href="http://imgur.com/28CJPwY"><img src="" title="Hosted by imgur.com"/></a>

[bluesbassman]

16. You get a free bowl of soup...

Looks good on you though!

[pintobean]

17. Good one

I thought of this

[Turbineguy]

19. The TSA theme song!

[Warpy]

18. Huh?

Where is the option for "I don't have to look at it. Sucks to be you?"