Wonkette: Obama’s Universal Pre-K Will Teach Children To Murder Babies And Get Gay Married

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Over at wingnut thought-leader drunktank TownHall.com yesterday, CNS News editor Terry Jeffrey explained the real reason Barack Obama wants universal pre-K: it doesn’t have anything to do with education; Obama just wants to indoctrinate children at ever-younger ages by making sure that children “spend most of their waking hours with members of a government teachers union rather than with their moms,” because “What Obama wants, quite literally, is their souls.” Presumably, he needs to consume them to maintain his human form.

Jeffrey advances his thesis using some unique ideas about pronouns:

“I believe we should start teaching our kids at the earliest ages,” Obama said last week.

When he used the word “we” here, Obama was not talking about Michelle and himself, he was talking about the government. When he used the words “our kids,” he was not talking about his own children — who attend the most expensive private school in Washington, D.C. — he was talking about other people’s children and grandchildren.

Now, you liberals may reply that “we” obviously means “Americans,” but that is impossible, since it is quite obvious that Barack Obama is not actually a member of that group, so the only logical interpretation is the it stands for “government.” Which wants children’s souls. So fresh and tender!

More at link.

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1. never minds the myth of stay at home moms since pay makes 2 parents working a necessity.

due to GOP POLICIES.

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2. That too.