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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt's pretty clear Obama and the U.S. Government hijacked Flight MH370...
...to distract from the government's plan to secretly invade Russia.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)Cha
(297,154 posts)Flying Squirrel
(3,041 posts)If it weren't for threads like this, what would happen to the DUzy awards?
spanone
(135,827 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)and they will take it as gospel, just saying.
Yes, went to them to get the theories (there are several) ahead of the curve. What they have in common with logic and science is nothing, so theories is not even the right word.
appleannie1
(5,067 posts)Adam051188
(711 posts)could be fun
Cha
(297,154 posts)RussiaGood Have I got that down?
Putin
sheshe2
(83,746 posts)I worked today, what did I miss?!
mimi85
(1,805 posts)stomach to visit "those" sites (which means most sites), but of course it would be PBO's fault! I'm already pissed at him for causing the drought here in California.
africanadian
(92 posts)They've exhausted everything else: The Illuminati, the Freemasons, the International Zionist Conspiracy, Aliens, Satan...
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)alittlelark
(18,890 posts).......PUT DOWN THE SHOT GLASS.....IMMEDIATELY - code Alpha Betta - fish are cool...
This is not a test.
jmowreader
(50,555 posts)Obama hijacked it to cover up Benghazi.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)ElboRuum
(4,717 posts)Nice to meet ya!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)On edit: in case you don't catch my "I'm series" it is a crack on the spelling genius in freeperville. Some dumb ass said that instead of "I'm serious".
ElboRuum
(4,717 posts)(Yes, I know. I just noticed how no one ever plays on that.)
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)most wouldn't catch it. I work on flight simulators, though
ElboRuum
(4,717 posts)But now you've got me trying to think of any other possibilities for it. And I really should be doing other things right now. DU. Weapon of mass distraction.
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)Everyone knows the US took the plane to kidnap Snowden while Putin was busy invading the Ukraine. Geesh.
deafskeptic
(463 posts)uhnope
(6,419 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)He who controls the air.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Whisp
(24,096 posts)just a token of his respect.
:sarc:
okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)sheshe2
(83,746 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]
pintobean
(18,101 posts)ElboRuum
(4,717 posts)And it is now a thread about smoking powdered cornflakes while breast-feeding in an Olive Garden.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)ElboRuum
(4,717 posts)The Sheepocalypse!
Of course, there is an answer. Just take two blue pills and pretend like nothing happened in the morning... or do what this guy did (2nd set of panels):
BeyondGeography
(39,369 posts)The pilots, the airline, Obama, all muslin. Hell-o.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)(Greenwald has probably been itching for the opportunity to say that)
3catwoman3
(23,973 posts)...he is shopping for pink sweaters for his daughters to distract us from THIS!
mercuryblues
(14,530 posts)You're all wrong. My nephew's boss's gardener knows a guy who got his hands on the top secret document that clearly says.
Wait I have to answer the door. There are 2 guys with sunglasses on. Wonder what they want.
Shit
I forgot what I was going to say.