Are You A DUer?

[MrScorpio]

"Are YOU a DUer?"


If you think that you're a DUer, please DO the following simple, ten question (with a bonus) quiz for immediate verification.

1. Would you fill the blank in the following phrase with only one of the two listed choices? - "Happiness is a warm _______." - Gun or Kitten.

2. Do you spend a lot of time online searching for and posting articles, essays and graphics that pertain to your particular areas of interest in order to give them (and yourself) the widest exposure possible?

3. Are your drinking and drug taking routines a matter of public record, somewhere in the DU archives, in your journal, mentioned in your sigline or posted as an avatar?

4. Do you consider "kicking" a valuable form of online social lubrication?

5. Do you have a strong personal feeling on everything? And when I say "everything," I really mean EVERYTHING.

6. Is getting picked for a DUzy a show-stopping way to make your day, all day?

7. Is nothing that any politician does either good enough for you, or too good for someone else that you're having a heated debate with?

8. Do you believe that any particular subject posted on DU requires either your most rapt and intense scrutiny, with an equally intense reply, or either your most disdainful contempt, with an equally combative or tedious reply?

9. Do you have a visceral reaction to particular user names?

10. Are you weird?

Bonus: Are you currently annoyed because the list didn't highlight something that you think should be there?

Find out how you've done with YES answers and post the results below :

2 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	8-11 - You are an Über DÜer!
	0 (0%)
	5-7 - You're just a regular DUer
	1 (50%)
	3-4 - Are you sure that you're in the right place?
	1 (50%)
	1-2 - You're definitely a Freeper mole. Please MIRT yourself immediately!
	0 (0%)
	0 - You're not even alive, are you?
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[In_The_Wind]

1. Kicketh

[antiquie]

2. Trasheth

[get the red out]

3. I wanna kiss that puppy!

And I am weird. Somewhere in the middle on most of the questions.

[kentauros]

4. "Pass" is such a nice option on useless polls.

[CFLDem]

5. I have an issue with question 1-

What if you are both a Beatles and a kitteh fan?

I think neither are incompatible with being a DUer.