Kentucky man drunk on whiskey slices up car with chainsaw during argument, cops say

[steve2470]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/whiskey-drunk-man-slices-car-chainsaw-article-1.1725676?google_editors_picks=true

Whiskey and chainsaws apparently don't mix.

A drunken Louisville, Ky., man carved up another person's car during an argument on Saturday night, authorities say.

Joshua Keene, 33, was looking to leave his home in a four-wheeler in pursuit of more whiskey when the altercation started. According to WAVE 3 News, Keene knocked the victim down and started pulling her hair.

Keene then grabbed a chainsaw from the garage and severely damaged the victim's car, cutting into the hood and breaking the windshield.


FloridaMan™ finally has some competition

[sharp_stick]

1. Do you see what happens Larry?

[pinboy3niner]

2. One-man chop shop

The owner is particularly miffed by her quarter panels being turned into one-eighth panels.

[longship]

3. You ought to see what happens with booze and a Sawzall.

Oh! The humanity!

[Hoppy]

4. She deserved it. He was just proving the need for

stand your ground laws in Kentucky. You see, Kentucky is a backwards state that hasn't enacted "Stand Your Ground."

Maybe now, they will get wise and join Florida in protecting the rights of any jerk-off who can afford a bottle of "Jacky D."

[LiberalEsto]

5. The Florida is spreading

It's obviously contagious.

[Throd]

6. What type of car? Details matter.

[pinboy3niner]

8. When it comes back from the shop it'll be a Fusion

[CherokeeDem]

9. LOL....

that's funny....

[Terra Alta]

7. Don't tell Nancy Grace

She will try to find a way to blame it on pot.

[Mopar151]

10. Ah done went and tole her.....

Move that piece a shit, I'll saw it in half in a New York minnit, ah tell yew whut!!!!

Think "im talkin shit? Get my new saw out the shed, Chumley! She be wantin' a stretch limo?