Florida man threatens neighbor with hand grenade after loud music complaint

[steve2470]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/17/florida-man-threatens-neighbor-with-hand-grenade-after-loud-music-complaint/

Deputies in Orange County, Florida, arrested a man Friday night after he threatened a neighbor with a hand grenade.

According to WFTV 9, the victim requested that Timothy Bare, 32, turn down the music at his Harbour Beach condo.

The victim claimed that he had already asked Bare to turn down his music several times when he brandished a hand grenade and threatened to throw it into the victim’s residence.

Investigators arrived to find an intoxicated Bare in his home with the hand grenade but could not confirm at the time whether the grenade was live or inert.


Hand grenades are what my mother told me to do ! FloridaMan ™

[flamingdem]

1. Someone needs to be hired to help with

Florida's reputation!

[SummerSnow]

6. Like a Florida Public Relations person.

[Mojo Electro]

2. Well that grenade would be louder than the music.

He does have a point there.



Just throwing out a hunch, this story has a whiff of methamphetamine to it.

[steve2470]

3. (Florida) Woman allegedly set car on fire after man refused to buy her a McFlurry

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/woman-allegedly-set-car-fire-after-man-refuses-buy/nfFny/



JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Witnesses said a woman set a man's car on fire in Jacksonville after he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonald's.

WFTV obtained video of the incident that happened on Sunday.

Witnesses said the woman was angry after she asked for a McFlurry and the man she was with refused to buy her one.

They said the woman grabbed the man's keys and headed to his car.


Sounds like a reasonable response to me.

[pinboy3niner]

4. She must have left her grenade in her other purse. :)

[steve2470]

5. haha ! nt

[flamingdem]

7. good one

you had another good one on another thread too! yer onna roll

[pinboy3niner]

12. I'm sure that's just a fragment of your imagination. :)

Thanks!

[DiverDave]

10. LOL!

[Blue_Tires]

13. And I thought my dating life was a nightmarish comedy of errors...

[steve2470]

14. moral of the story: ALWAYS buy the McFlurry !

[NuclearDem]

18. She really went into a McFury.

[libodem]

8. Of courrrrse

It's Florida. Jeb Bush touched it.

[Jamaal510]

9. OK, why

does this guy feel the need to have a hand grenade in the first place? Is a simple handgun not enough? Is he practicing for the army or something?

[uriel1972]

11. If we outlaw hand grenades, only outlaws will have hand grenades.... nt

[KamaAina]

15. Florida man threatens neighbor with flamethrower after loud music complaint

Tomorrow's headlines, today.

[bullwinkle428]

16. Oh, Florida Man - how do you find the hours in the day to pull

off all the wacky stunts you do?

[steve2470]

17. He's like Santa Claus

He has a sleigh that moves at the speed of light. Oh, and it's invisible too.

[LiberalAndProud]

19. Can we just send the state to anger management classes?

So often that state in these stories.