SARAH PALIN’S NEW TEEVEE SHOW HAS A THEME SONG AND IT IS YOUR NEW JAM, AMERICA

[XemaSab]

You guys we are so excited to bring you this sick new jam that is going to be the theme song for Sarah Palin’s latest teevee vanity project that she will quit in six months, “Amazing America.” Conveniently, the song is also too called “Amazing America” so Sarah can’t mess up the name. Haha she still will you guys.

Did you go listen? That song, brought to you courtesy of some band we have never heard of called “Madison Rising,” is indeed amazing, if by “amazing” we mean “almost unbearably bad to listen to.” It’s like Nickelback if Nickelback sucked 1000 times more than Nickelback.

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[Warpy]

1. I've heard of them

They were CPAC's band, something that made the rank and file of old farts there cover their ears but helped them to pretend they were able to reach "the youth."

The youth, of course, have seen right through their politics and aren't interested.

They also play at NASCAR events and other sports that use loud engines.

[VanillaRhapsody]

5. The youth are not going to fall for this bunch of hairband wannabees....

its a pathetic attempt to recreate something they obviously know nothing about...which for one is music...

[jmowreader]

13. Here's their NASCAR national anthem

[Warpy]

14. Gee thanks.

What a treat.

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. They butchered it

How patriotic



And I rarely care much for that, no matter who's national anthem.

[jmowreader]

36. Look at the faces of the drivers and the soldiers

The full-bird colonel they had standing there was less than amused, the old guy who looked like a first sergeant appeared to want to pull the singer's lungs out his nostrils, and Matt Kenseth (the driver with the 20 on his uniform) had this "man, why can't we just get the tape of Renee Fleming from the Super Bowl or something?" look to him.

[Lint Head]

31. The patriotic rock band!????

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha,,cough..cough..........vomit!!

[Lint Head]

32. AH! AH! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Orlando of the free
and the home...on...the...range

[yeoman6987]

51. I can't believe this

This woman basically did a 1/2 term as Governor, had a losing VP election (I know many have), and talks and talks and talks and she has become a multi-millionaire. How on Earth did this happen? Everyone calls her stupid (she is), but dang it, she is laughing all the way to the bank. This is so wrong.

[Sunlei]

2. palin goes through a second childhood as a crummy unknown bands', groupie.

she will probably drag her unmarried daughters along for the 'free stuff' and find some excuse to kill some animals.

[VanillaRhapsody]

4. One of her daughters gets pregnant by a roadie!

[Sunlei]

12. all of the snow bunnie woman if the bars are open!

[FSogol]

41. ... and they name the kid, "Patch Cord"

[Javaman]

44. ...

[VanillaRhapsody]

3. OMG my ears are bleeding!

I have played in several garage bands that could do much better than that. What the hell....that sounds like something written in Junior High school. And not only is the music and lyrics sophomoric....the vocalist needs to keep his day job...especially if it doesn't involve him using that voice!

Please continue with your mediocrity Sarah Palin...if this is any indication....you are looking at another flop!

[Ron Green]

6. Why can't some guitar players turn off the fuzz distortion and

play with a clean tone?

Oh, I know... becuase they're NOT VERY GOOD!!!

[VanillaRhapsody]

15. Exactly!!!!

[brewens]

7. It reminds me a little of Skynards "Red White and Blue" as far as lyrics but I did love Skynards

throwing in a line "we paid our taxes and we paid our dues". I know a lot of Skynard fans didn't like that but I did.

[VanillaRhapsody]

17. Skynyrd

Its blasphemy to spell it wrong...

[Javaman]

45. maybe the poster was talking about

Skynyrds privates. lol

[VanillaRhapsody]

47. hmmmmmm could beeeee.....

[brewens]

54. I should know better. n/t

[Archae]

8. If you have a totally shit band...

Just say you're "patriotic" and pander to right-wingers.

[VanillaRhapsody]

18. Sarah Palin is what they THINK sounds like a smart person....this is what they think

music sounds like....

[Archae]

21. Well, it actually is music.

It's totally shit, but it still is music.

Just look at Ray Stevens.
He had some huge hits, like "The Streak" and "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," but he went full-blast teabagger now, and so now his career is in the toilet.

[VanillaRhapsody]

22. Well to be honest his career was over a long time ago.....

but he was able to write very good hooks.....this even lacks that...if this is what YOU call music....hmmmm I don't know what to tell ya....If my band sounded like this....I would be happy to have a hole in the wall club to play for beer money.

[delrem]

9. That was bad. I got to 33sec of the 2:55 and cut the input.

Are these the same squeamishnesses that advertise themselves as "the most patriotic band in America"?

Because that's some fucked up shit.

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. Good jamming music, LOUSY LYRICS

so what exactly was that about?

And they are going to try to compete with folk music...that actually has a message.

All I got was, I am proud of the red white and blue, but really don't ask me why. Just because guns... and some swat and fire guys, and nascar...

Now the music. without the lyrics, is ok.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. I'm sorry, but I don't believe you.

Nothing could possibly suck more than Nickelback.

[jmowreader]

16. Watch the video

This is bad. Smoking Popes-level bad. It's FAR worse than Nickelback.

[VanillaRhapsody]

20. have to agree here....this makes Nickelback sound worldclass in comparison....

THIS is what "suck" sounds like...its that sucking sound that Perot was hearing!

[Warren DeMontague]

26. Great.

Now I'm dead, buried under a landslide of suck.

Thanks a whole fuckton.

[VanillaRhapsody]

35. We told you it gets worse than Nickelback!

it is actually possible and this band achieved it!

[Warren DeMontague]

37. I suppose that's admirable, in a way

no, actually, I guess it isn't.

[Motown_Johnny]

23. This might be more appropriate for a Palin show.

[uriel1972]

27. I do love me some Bowie...

Not his best, but better than most of the shite I've heard over the years.

[VanillaRhapsody]

24. Ted Nugent wasn't available?

[jmowreader]

30. He has standards, low though they may be

[VanillaRhapsody]

34. Good point.....even Sarah TV is a bridge too far for Creepy Uncle Ted...

perhaps he is afraid that getting too close to Sarah's girls will mess up his "alternative flesh management"!

[Blue Owl]

25. Odious Griftrock

[FSogol]

42. Griftrock!

[VanillaRhapsody]

48. Oh cool....I read that several times ....now I GET it....

must have been tired last night


Griftrock....the new genre...

Ohgawdnooooooo!

[tularetom]

28. I lasted until 2:09

If Palin's show sucks as bad as this theme song, it won't be around to laugh at very long.

I actually felt sorry for those hacks.

[snooper2]

52. you are stronger than I am, I only lasted till 1:20

LOL

[Marr]

29. I see a bright future for them in the beer jingle industry. /nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

33. They could at least hang the flag properly.

[HughBeaumont]

38. It's like a Ford F-150 commercial threw up and this was the result.

How does derivative, dated ham-fisted crap like this get bankrolled?

[treestar]

46. You said it, sounds like a commercial

something that would be in a commercial background

[VanillaRhapsody]

49. How? Sarah Palin thinks they are good....

I bet she hand picked this crap....Not only is she a grifter....she has a tin ear!

[raouldukelives]

55. Yep, first thought that hit me.

Coming soon to a commercial break near you.

[Tom Ripley]

56. I really did laught out loud

Perfect

[Kurovski]

39. Sad, gross, obvious, self-deluding

and TOTALLY AWESOME_BALLS!1!!

America was more amazing before this song dragged her to the pole.

[Tsiyu]

40. okay I' made it through 43 seconds before I had to turn if off or

I've heard better singing from drunk old men on karaoke night at Moonshine Maggie's

and the lyrics are so lame, my grandbabies could write better stuff

[Bluenorthwest]

43. I can't agree that this 'project' is a TV show, or even a TeeVee show. It's an internet 'channel'

available by subscription only. Part of a new concept meant to serve 'mega fans' of various public figures. So there is not an actual 'show' and it is not on television. But hey, who's counting?

[VanillaRhapsody]

50. Well THAT is good news.....I won't accidentally run into it trying to change channels...

I would rather watch the Samurai Sword and Knife shopping channel

[Tom Ripley]

53. All jingoism sucks, but some jingoism sucks extra hard

[shenmue]

57. True!

On target there!