10 Weirdest Things the Christian Right Thinks Will Turn Your Kids Gay

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http://www.alternet.org/belief/10-weirdest-things-christian-right-thinks-will-turn-your-kids-gay



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1. Frozen: Let it go gay. Let’s start with the most recent discovery. The gay agenda was spotted by Kathryn Skaggs, who blogs at A Well Behaved Mormon Woman. What makes Skaggs’ investigation so brave, besides the righteous headline, “'Frozen': Not Gonna Let It Go When Movie Advocates Gay Agenda,” is that Skaggs actually enjoyed the film. So, it wasn’t easy for her to write about how “the gay agenda to normalize homosexuality is woven into....Frozen not just as an underlying message—it is the movie.”

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2. Hot for Harry Potter. If only Frozen were the only kids' entertainment attempting to turn your kids gay. But, alas, Harry Potter was making gay cool long before Frozen was even a twinkle in Satan's eye. Now, you probably already know that the books, written by J.K. Rowlings, were pro-satanic and advocated all sorts of witchcraft. But you may have missed that’s it’s also propaGAYnda. Though the gays are notoriously sneaky in their messaging—one of the many things that make them so dangerous—the Harry Potter campaign was unique because author J.K. Rowling was atypically straightforward and honest when she officially announced "Dumbledore is gay."

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3. Penguins. The gay agenda folks do not limit themselves to film or television. One of their most dangerous recruitment tools is a children’s book (with a pretty racy title): And Tango Makes Three. The book is based on the true story of Roy and Silo, two male Chinstrap (I don’t know what this is, but it sounds pretty gay to me) penguins, who lived in the Central Park Zoo in the very gay city of New York. Zookeepers observed that Roy and Silo had made a nest together and were seemingly trying to hatch a rock, which looked like a penguin egg. So, what did these zookeepers do after observing this deviant behavior? Did they separate the two? Did they initiate ex-gay-conversion therapy? No. They enabled the behavior by giving them the egg of another penguin couple, Porkey and Betty, who had two eggs they could not hatch at once. Roy and Silo took turns sitting on top of the egg until it hatched a female chick, which the zookeepers named Tango, after the very hedonist, sexual dance.

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4. Fox News!? Though not all children watch Fox News, many of their parents do. A report called “Unfair, Unbalanced and Afraid: Fox News’ Growing Pro-Homosexual Bias and the National Lesbian & Gay Journalists Association (NLGJA),” released by the just-as-loony-as-it-sounds website America’s Survival, Inc. explains how the media company is endangering our children: “With pro-‘gay’ attitudes dominating newsrooms, few journalists seem willing to pursue stories that might offend America’s powerful and well-funded homosexual activist lobby. This would include investigating how escalating ‘gay power’ represented by pro-LGBT ‘nondiscrimination’ laws subject even very young children to inappropriate pro-homosexual ‘lessons’ in school, thus undermining both children’s innocence and parental rights.”

[Heidi]

1. Kick!

And, of course:

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2. Miss Heidi! i'm always so excited to see you... i do a little Twirl

[Heidi]

5. Well, aren't you just a vision of spring!

Mr. xchrom!

[justiceischeap]

3. I read somewhere recently that the singer Adele can also make you gay

Who knew? If I hadn't been gay before listening to her, she would have made me gay. Does that mean listening to her makes me gayer?

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4. judy garland did it to me

[Manifestor_of_Light]

11. Judy was such a great singer! So much soul!

That's why I like her and don't like crooners NOT expressing emotion, like Sinatra or Crosby.

[Jgarrick]

6. I can't believe they left off show music!

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8. kristin chenoweth!11

[Jgarrick]

9. I'm traveling to NYC next month, and have tickets (row 8 center!) to see Kristin

at Carnegie Hall.

[xchrom]

10. GASP!11

color me Green with Envy.

[Solly Mack]

7. K&R

[okaawhatever]

12. Man, I almost, aalllmmoost thought they dropped the Teletubbies from their hateoganda. I made

it through what I thought were all the pages of the story, but then I looked again.....and there at the end, were the Teletubbies. I guess that's the problem with closed minds, they don't change.

Maybe one day things like biology, DNA, gene pool will be on the list, but alas.....

[NightWatcher]

13. Just finished Frozen for the 20th time. I'm still attracted to Elsa and Anna, not Kristoff

or Olaf, so I'm good.

My little girl loves that movie, and Tangled, and Brave, and Tinkerbell, and ......

[One_Life_To_Give]

14. So is wearing Green on Thursday fact?

Or did the Christians just forget that one? Or maybe it's number 11?

[closeupready]

15. Why are Xtians obsessed with gay sex?

?? Gays aren't exactly obsessed with christianity?