The resurrection of Chris Christie: Presidential contender, oblivious overseer, innocent man

[warrior1]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/31/the-resurrection-of-chris-christie-presidential-contender-oblivious-overseer/


When we last left the future presidential prospects of New Jersey Governor and teacher-yeller-atter Chris Christie, the barely breathing carcass had washed up on the Jersey Shore where it heaved and gasped and stunk up the area like a week-old chum bucket left in the sun.

It seemed that only thing keeping it alive were the tender ministrations of the cast of Joe Scarborough’s morning chit-chat-bullshit show for DC beltway gossip lampreys. Joe & crew spent each day running down to the waterline, cupping water in their hands, and then splashing it on the Christie campaign’s crisping skin. Also, too: tongue baths were administered.

All this in an attempt to keep supple the thin hope that the tides of public opinion would eventually change and all of Christie’s hopes and dreams would flounder back into deeper waters and run for the bottom until things chilled out and short-attention-span Americans forgot that his administration pulled a dick revenge move against the mayor of Ft. Lee and got busted for it.

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[monmouth3]

1. Joe has decided to leave his rotting corpse and run over to Jebbie. He'd be their new guy, he's a

winnah in Joe's eyes (slits that they are) and the panel is all for Jeb. Yep, that's the Monday morning race call...

[Beacool]

2. Joe is very fickle.

In 2008 he kept calling Hillary his "girlfriend". Until recently he had a man crush on Christie. Has he now moved on to Jeb?

He's not a very faithful "boyfriend", isn't he?

[winstars]

3. "Mind that edge of the desk" nt