They just can't stop! . . . They can't f****ng STOP!

[ashling]

CNN Painstakingly Calculates It Could Take 2,995 Years To Find The Plane (VIDEO)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/cnn-missing-plane-2995-years

http://a3.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/c_fill,fl_keep_iptc,g_faces,h_365,w_652/wbxykr1bxjykothv0k5q.png

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. Hey, I learned some important things from CNN the other day!

I learned that the heavy metal engines might sink, while the seat cushions and insulation might float! Where would I be without that brilliant analysis?

[MFM008]

2. I have learned

CNN will milk this until the last bit of moisture is gone.

[Mojo Electro]

3. If it's gonna take 2995 years to find it,

they might wanna ration that coverage a bit. Pace yourself, CNN. At this rate you'll run out of steam in the first 500 years.