The Rude Pundit: And God Trusts in You, Sweet, Dumb Mississippi

[WilliamPitt]

Filling in for meegbear. - wrp



Look at that motherfucker. That's an eagle with a stars-and-stripes shield and an olive branch and arrows in its claws. It's so goddamned American that you could picture Uncle Sam jacking off to it. That's the Great Seal of the State of Mississippi, which you can read in all caps around the bird. But the governor and the legislature in Mississippi took a gander at that seal and thought, "Well, fuck us. It don't mention 'God.' How's God gonna know we believe everything comes from him if we don't say it?"

So they voted for it, and yesterday Governor Phil Bryant signed a bill that reads, in part, "it shall be the duty of the Secretary of State to procure the seal of this state, the inscription of which shall be, 'THE GREAT SEAL OF THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI,' around the margin, and in the center an eagle, with the olive branch and quiver of arrows in his claws and below the eagle in the margin shall be the phrase 'IN GOD WE TRUST'." Yeah, "In God We Trust," in all capital letters, crammed in there in under the balls of the eagle.

This way, if God is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and wondering, "Huh. Does the state of Mississippi trust in me?" an angel secretary can hand him a copy of the state seal. God can look at it and say, "Welp, there it is in capital letters. Guess they do" before wiping his ass with it.

By the way, the bill also was the "Religious Freedom Restoration Act," which allows people to ignore pesky things like state laws if they interfere with their religious beliefs. So no cake for gays, you can assume. The sponsor of the bill, Baptist minister and Senator Phillip Gandy of the toothless yahoo shithole of Waynesboro, said that he hasn't heard of any cases of anyone being forced to violate their religious beliefs by baking gay wedding cakes, but, you know, just in case.

The nutzoid right is thrilled that Bryant didn't punk out and veto it, like that traitor Jan Brewer in Arizona. The signing ceremony was attended by Baptist church lobbyists and Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council (motto: "You're free to believe what we believe and that's about it&quot . Interestingly, it wasn't attended by anyone who works on issues related to free speech. Or any Muslims, Buddhists, or Jews because why would they. This law wasn't meant for them. In a crowing blog post, Perkins wrote, "There is absolutely no aspect of our lives that should be beyond the guiding light of Scripture."

Although "How should I burn this Bible?" might be.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2014/04/and-god-trusts-in-you-sweet-dumb.html

[blkmusclmachine]

1. Comically written, but about a serious topic: usurping Civil law w/far rightwing "Biblical law."

[mindwalker_i]

2. I hate to admit this, but I'm kind of looking forward to when the effects of global climate change

let me go up to religious people and say, "Where's that all-loving sky wizard of yours now, punk? Oh, I guess he don't love you no more, huhn?!"

[n2doc]

3. They'll just blame it on the Gays n/t

[mindwalker_i]

4. Yeah, no kidding

What am I thinking - facts and/or logic intrude on religious/republican "thinking"? I didn't realize I was smoking crack...

[Erose999]

5. "As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be before Christ returns to the earth"

Its totally the gays fault. And them damn millennials with their iphones and that damn dubstep music.

[flying rabbit]

6. Some of them are looking forward to it.

They got their ticket punched. So sad for the unbelievers.