Poll: Majority of Americans Would Support Jeb Bush Painting / exhibited by Andy Borowitz

[Mira]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A new poll released today shows that an overwhelming majority of Americans would support the idea of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush taking up painting.
According to the poll, which has a margin of error of plus or minus three percentage points, seventy-four per cent of those surveyed “strongly agreed” with the statement: “Jeb Bush painting would be a really good thing for the United States and also for the rest of the world.”
A spokesman for Mr. Bush said that, as of yet, the former governor had made no decision to start painting but would “try to make up his mind by the end of the year” at the latest.
“Gov. Bush wants to serve his country and if he can best do that by painting, so be it,” the spokesman said.

www.borowitzreport.com

[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[treestar]

2. Count me in that majority!

[House of Roberts]

3. I've got some soffit and eaves he can start on.

I'll even buy the paint!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. Is that button available?

Me want!

[Rozlee]

5. He can color me disgusted with all Bushes.

And I hope your son loses his bid this fall for Texas Land Commissioner, doosh.

[TBF]

6. Borowitz has been hilarious

all weekend. I don't think he likes the Bush family any more than the rest of us!

[BrotherIvan]

7. Not that he needs it

But I volunteer to keep him in paint and canvas for life!!! Fuck that guy.

[LynneSin]

8. I know this is Democratic Underground we are to support the Democrats however...

This is one time I would support the GOP very openly and enthusiastically as he takes up painting - forever.

[eppur_se_muova]

9. O.M.G! LLOL!

(That's literally laughing out loud!)

[longship]

10. Quite often Borowitz nails it!

This is why he is justifiably lauded.

This is simply great satire. The best of the best. Samuel Clemens could not have done better.

R&