The Bitchy Bracket

[SecularMotion]

[KamaAina]

1. Wait a minute. Shouldn't Sox fans or Beliebers be in the final?

Christian conservatives were eliminated by anti-vac nuts on Saturday.

As an adult who likes Harry Potter, I was surprised that we made the field at all, much less getting seeded as high as 11.

[Initech]

10. Ooh my vote is for Sox fans!!

In a double overtime victory against the Christian conservatives!

[KamaAina]

13. Beliebers would have eliminated Sox fans

who actually have something to cheer about.

[1000words]

2. The selection committee totally snubbed The Bronies.

[maddezmom]

5. And the Indigo babies

[bbgrunt]

3. haha--glad to see the vegans vanquish the libertarians.

[madinmaryland]

4. Yeah. But the vegans got shot down by the gun nuts.

[Aerows]

7. They want you to think that

the truth is, they got droned at the damn Olive Garden.

[Aerows]

6. Where in the hell

are the Olive Garden franchiseese, and drone manufacturing outfits? Why are you leaving those fine American franchises out? I'm sure I saw a woman smoke while breastfeeding, and she ordered her chicken covered with corn flakes.

[Jamaal510]

8. Broncos fans

should easily be on this bracket, especially after that lopsided SB loss.

Not only that, but there were plenty of 49er fans whining on Facebook about choking in the playoffs and blaming their own players. At least Raider fans are still backing our team after putting up with losing for over 10 years now.

[SecularMotion]

9. Kick

[Initech]

11. Apple fanboys beat out beer snobs?

Makes sense, we were most likely drunk.

[Logical]

12. And brainwashed. nt