American ‘Patriots’ Protect Crimea, Louisiana From Invasion

[MannyGoldstein]

American ‘Patriots’ Protect Crimea, Louisiana From Invasion

A band of self-described American patriots has taken over the community of Crimea, Louisiana, in order to defend it from Russian invasion.

The eight heavily-armed Americans drove into the community on motorcycles and in trucks around 10:45 a.m. today and declared it occupied by the United States at around 10:52 a.m., according to witnesses.

The group then replaced the American flag flying over the local community center with a new American flag.

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“When I heard the Russians were taking over Crimea and these other cities, I thought it’s only a matter of time before the Russians decide to come for us,” he said. “Obama is just sitting on his hands and not defending these people, so it’s time for us real Americans to act. Now we’re here, ready to fight when the Russians show up.”

Clearly, these people are qualified to be members of the Florida House of Representatives.

[onethatcares]

1. they are not qualified

to be members of the Florida House of Representatives unless they have "mosaic" tattoos on their behinds, and HCA emblems on their license plates.

Now, stop making fun of that august body of something.