Whew! taxes done $936.24 coming back

[underpants]

My daughter is apparently 4 people. Hey! She does have four names.
Pepper the cat is both a Native American (Maine Coon Cat) and a Vietnam Vet - surprising since she was born on 2002. Must be a Buddhist thing.
The boy cat Sundance is both a Nevada cattle rancher and an oil company. BIG Bonus there!!!

My wife and I are... hold it wait... we are a religion.

We are getting some new tires for the car!!! And going out to dinner, and tipping well.

[darkangel218]

1. ?

[ellie]

2. You're lucky.

I have to pay this year.

[xfundy]

3. That's exactly the amount I been a-prayin' for!

Thank you, Baby Jesus™! Now, send me that check.

[blkmusclmachine]

4. Hope your grandparents didn't receive too much retirement $$$, cuz the IRS can (and will) expect you

to give all that money back:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/social-security-treasury-target-hundreds-of-thousands-of-taxpayers-for-parents-old-debts/2014/04/10/74ac8eae-bf4d-11e3-bcec-b71ee10e9bc3_story.html

[SheilaT]

5. Sounds like a totally excellent reason to arrange

it so you have to pay when filing, rather than having a refund they can confiscate.

Keep in mind that any refund you get is money you essentially loaned to the government. An interest free loan, I might add.

And yes, I almost always have to pay each year.

[darkangel218]

6. Im sure the poster was just being facetious.

[seveneyes]

9. The result of a single sentence tucked into the farm bill lifting the 10-year statute of limitation

It would be nice to know who or what party is responsible for such an abusive law.

[NightWatcher]

7. If I knew filing were this easy, I'd have done it the last 5 years

[Warpy]

8. I mailed mine off on Friday

I always feel 100 pounds lighter as soon as I do that.

I'm getting money back from the Feds but I had to pay the state. Quarterlies were also due.

But I'm done and that's the best part.

(I never procrastinated when I worked for a living, had 'em done a week after the W2 came in. Now I get 1099s and sometimes they're updated so I start my taxes on April Fool's Day, seems appropriate)