A favor to ask.
I endured Scott Brown's successful campaign against Martha Coakley in 2010, and his existence as a Senator from Massachusetts.
I endured Scott Brown's unsuccessful campaign against Elizabeth Warren in 2012, and believed I was shut of him.
I moved my family from Boston to to New Hampshire in August of 2013.
Scott Brown did, too.
So, listen, I know you're busy. We're all busy; it is a Monday, after all.
But I have a favor to ask.
If it isn't too much trouble, I was wondering if you could pop on over real quick and kill me.
Just fucking kill me.
I can't tell you how much I'll appreciate it.
Scott Brown's Campaign Mocks His Opponent As A 'Senator From Massachusetts'
TPM
Eager to shed his identity as a former senator from Massachusetts, Scott Brown's campaign is now apparently deriding his opponent as the "third senator from Massachusetts."
As he kicked off his Senate campaign in New Hampshire last week, Brown received assistance from the state's former Republican governor, John H. Sununu.
Sununu didn't steer clear of Brown's biggest impediment as a candidate in the Granite State. Instead, the former White House chief of staff who served as one of Mitt Romney's most confrontational surrogates in 2012 projected that weakness right onto Brown's Democratic opponent, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen.
“(Shaheen) votes with Elizabeth Warren. She votes with [Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Ed] Markey. She is the third senator from Massachusetts,” Sunnunu said at Brown's Portsmouth, N.H. rally, according to Yahoo's Chris Moody. “Scott’s happiest days as a young man were in New Hampshire. … So it’s going to be great to have a senator that was born virtually in the state of New Hampshire. Jean Shaheen, by the way, was born in Missouri!”
The rest: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/scott-brown-jeanne-shaheen-senator-from-massachusetts-john-sununu
...every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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Rec worthy just for that.
BTW, I don't think you meant to write that you moved from Boston in August 2014...
I am corrected.
Voice to text messes us up. I've done it too.
And in that context, he meant precisely what he wrote.
"SERIES!1!!1!" is Wingnutspeak for "Serious!" or sometimes "Seriously!"
"Moran" is "moron" - as in that famous sign "Get a brain MORANS!"
"Hugh" is "huge."
It's another language, but one can learn it by reading Tea Party signs and wingnut comments on message boards.
I guess these classic Freeperisms aren't used as much satirically anymore on DU in recent years, but they used to be standard.
Sorry, I'm such a moran. 
That one zinged right by me.
Because the PPACA that Colorado wisely expanded are favoring heavily towards the Dems... and Gardner is just being an ass.
Have you seen Coloradopols.com lately?
I'm not sure what a writer is supposed to do when followed by shadow and dark cloud like this. This is beyond the scope of science, sir. You will have to resort to woo and hope for the best. Frail reed though that may, it is all you have to lean upon.
I'm considering a move to Oregon.
Please. Don't move there. At least, not until this curse has been properly exorcised. 
In deepest sympathy, I remain
Trav
Aside from claiming that he has secret meetings with kings and queens every day... such a busy guy... he has the gall to call Senator Shaheen a carpet-bagger when she was governor of NH for several terms (and I realize that the senile lump of oatmeal. Sununu actually said it, Brown with repeat it several times a day)
A Democrat, she worked on several campaigns before running for office in 1990, when she was elected to the state Senate. In 1996, 1998 and 2000 she was elected governor of New Hampshire.
In April 2005, Shaheen was named director of Harvard's Institute of Politics, succeeding former U.S. Representative and Secretary of Agriculture Dan Glickman.
Governor of New Hampshire
Shaheen's original decision to run for New Hampshire Governor followed the retirement of Republican Governor Steve Merrill. Her opponent in 1996 was Ovide M. Lamontagne, then chairman of the State Board of Education. Shaheen ran as a moderate. Her campaign centered on the problems of New Hampshire's schools and her pledge to expand kindergartens so that more children statewide could benefit from them. She defeated Lamontagne by 57 to 40 percent.[3]
In 1996, Shaheen was the first woman to be elected governor of New Hampshire. (She was not, however, the first woman to serve as New Hampshire's governor; Vesta M. Roy was acting governor from December 30, 1982 until January 6, 1983.)
In 1998, she was overwhelmingly re-elected by a margin of 66 to 31 percent.[4]
In both 1996 and 1998, Shaheen pledged to veto any new broad-based taxes for New Hampshire, which taxes neither sales nor its residents' earned income. A school-funding crisis, however, pressured the state's reliance on property taxes.[5]
Running for a third term in 2000, Shaheen refused to renew that no-new-taxes pledge, becoming the first New Hampshire governor in 38 years to win an election without making that pledge. Shaheen's preferred solution to the school-funding problem was not a broad-based tax but legalized video-gambling at state racetracks—a solution repeatedly rejected by the NH legislature.[6]
In 2001 Shaheen tried to implement a 2.5 percent sales tax, the first broad-based tariff of its kind in history of New Hampshire. Unlike neighboring New England states New Hampshire does not have a sales tax. The state's legislature rejected her proposal.[7] She also proposed an increase in the state's cigarette tax and a 4.5 percent capital gains tax.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Shaheen
I feel for you William, I lived in NH many years ago when it was still primarily rural... Stay where you are, with any luck the fine folks of NH will boot his sorry patoot out.
Such a dolt.