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Generate your very own New-Age bullshit
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)A great source for developing ads for whatever woo remedy or spiritual experience you want to sell.
MADem
(135,425 posts)That was worth watching again.
MADem
(135,425 posts)crazy pit bull at the Olive Garden fights, and I can relate to that guy!
Who AM I?
Why am I here?
I just to stay out of them but got caught up in one myself. Going to disengage from it and try to enjoy the rest of DU.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)James Redfield books like the Celestine Prophecy and stuff.
I mean, I enjoyed it, since it was fun distraction for a little while.
As well as the fact that it is great for conversation during college at the time.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)"Reionize electrons" indeed!
Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)(you knew there was a "but" didn't you?) I am uncomfortable with mocking people's deeply held beliefs.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)There's so much mushy bullshit that you can't even tell. How can you hold a belief, deeply or otherwise, in blather like: "Soon there will be a refining of love the likes of which the dreamscape has never seen. We are being called to explore the quantum cycle itself as an interface between chi and energy. This vision quest never ends"?
Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)Presumably, the most loving thing that could be done would be to lift someone out of error. To that end we would recommend instruction. But mocking is not instruction, it is pleasure at another's expense (read: cruel).
If the choice is between being in error or being cruel the better person will choose error.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)And if someone came to me and, say, offered to align my chakras, I wouldn't make fun of them; I'd just politely decline and say my chakras are fine. In fact, I had an experience like that - a nice woman who worked part time at a local coffee shop was trying to start up a massage business, so she was offering free massages to coffee shop customers. I took her up on the offer a few days later, went to her studio, and got a "massage," which consisted of her moving her hands over me without actually touching me, I guess to do something with energy fields or chi or something. Of course it was pure woo and had no effect at all. But I just thanked her and went on my way. I didn't accuse her of quackery or anything else because she clearly believed in what she was doing.
However, I reserve the right to make fun of woo, quackery and all manner of other silliness on an Internet message board.
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)But sometimes bullshit needs to be mocked. Recently there have been some billboards showing up saying, "Not religious? Neither are we." These are for csv3 (or something) and when I went to their web page, it said something about "we're not religious, just want to have a relationship with our lord and savior jesus christ." When you're talking about having a "relationship" with some dude who's been dead for 2000 years, it's a fucking religion.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Sacred cows are there to have sacrilege performed on them.
... and I woke in the middle of last night to check my bank balances. Nope, I didn't get paid to sleep last night either.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)We are the self-actualization of the quantum frequency mocking itself, for its own non-existence.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)It's at least possible that at least a few New Age types, after reionizing the electrons a few times, would see that the books they're paying money for and the speeches they're raptly following have little or no real content. I wouldn't look for any of them to become hard-core materialists, but they might at least start asking themselves "Is there any difference between this sentence I'm trying to understand, from the book I bought, and this bunch of similar sentences generated at random?"
Now, I'll admit that it's not going to reach a large number of such folks. The principal reason for that failure is that most of them won't use that generator at all -- which means they'll never see their deeply held beliefs being mocked, so no harm done.
n2doc
(47,953 posts)Since people have been making fun of it for 30 or so years, at least?
n2doc
(47,953 posts)Initech
(100,063 posts)mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)That was in the comments section.
elias7
(3,997 posts)phantom power
(25,966 posts)I have now.
phantom power
(25,966 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)hatrack
(59,583 posts)That's some world-class bullshit generation!