If you're going to be a conservative at least have the decency to be rich first.

[white_wolf]

That way I don't have to try and figure out how you manage such impressive feats of utter hypocrisy. This is inspired by the fact that one of my friend's parents are both extremely conservative and frequently post quotes from Reagan or stuff like "The only difference between government and gangsters is your opinion" and yet are on pretty much every kind of government aid there is. I just want to grab them and shout if it was help to the Republicans you all wouldn't have anything. I just don't understand it. The cognitive dissonance is making my head hurt.

[quinnox]

1. Heh, agreed, and very good point.

At least it is understandable that you might be a greedy conservative asshole and not want to pay any taxes if you have oodles of money to hoard.

[blkmusclmachine]

2. Brainwashing.

Faux.

???

[safeinOhio]

3. The 3 people that work at my little post office

Have the rush radio station on everyday. On the other hand they are always talking about their fear of the office closing.

[AverageJoe90]

4. Sometimes, I don't even bother.

They'll believe anything that they're told by the "right" sources, pretty much.

[B Calm]

5. I'll never understand why anyone who works for a paycheck votes

Republican. I think they do it for their bosses entertainment, or they enjoy shooting their self in the foot. That's it, they are into pain.

[MisterP]

6. I keep seeing Atlas Shrugged bumper stickers on Toyotas with the paint rotting off

and never on any personal blimp overflying an Art Deco skyscraper or a private train car at the yards!

[JaneyVee]

7. Seriously. Tell them to check their

Bank accounts to see which one they are: a billionaire or a sucker.