Woman finds body while hunting for Easter eggs

[Jesus Malverde]

A Tennessee woman says she made a grisly discovery while hunting for Easter eggs in her back yard with her 3-year-old son: a dead body.

Tara Hanouskova said she had noticed a foul smell but didn't find the source until Wednesday, when she noticed tennis shoes in the crawl space under her deck while hunting for eggs with her son.

Her son didn't notice the man's body, and police investigated discreetly, she said.

"They were very respectful; they tread lightly," Hanouskova said. "My son has no idea what happened*

She said she doesn't know how the man got there.

Read More: http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Woman-finds-body-while-hunting-for-Easter-eggs-5413515.php

[jberryhill]

1. That wins the hunt, for sure

[NBachers]

46. Too bad the poor guy had to dye, though.

[randome]

2. Detective Henn is investigating.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[Drew Richards]

14. Omg can you believe your post was alerted on?

It hurt someones widdle feelings to see the poor bunny.

Fortunately jury voted 7-0 to leave it.

[pinboy3niner]

16. Somebody had a hare-on-fire reaction?

That's just resurrecting an old tactic.

[Drew Richards]

17. Perhaphs it was just a wrabbit response.

[kairos12]

18. The whole thing Bugs me.

[pinboy3niner]

19. Just what we'd expect from a fuddy-duddy like you

[doxydad]

52. I see what you did there..HA!

[randome]

21. Wow. Oh well, this one's for the alerter.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Precision and concision. That's the game.[/center][/font][hr]

[arely staircase]

29. I think that means they can't alert for 24 hours

[Warren DeMontague]

64. Yes

some people need new hobbies.

[icymist]

43. It's all fun and games until someone gets cracked up!

[pinboy3niner]

3. She said he was being mallowdramatic but got not a peep in reply

[msanthrope]

4. This thread's gonna go to to Hell in an Easter basket, right quick. nt

[SunsetDreams]

9. Hey now, there's no need to lose your decomposure! nt

[randome]

6. Sure, go ahead and yoke it up.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]

[pinboy3niner]

40. It takes some huevos to come here just to...make huevos

[chrisa]

5. It's like an episode of Bones, which would then have Easter jokes throughout about how Bones

doesn't "get" Easter.

[Blue Owl]

7. The eulogy: He was a good egg...

n/t

[Generic Brad]

8. That's a hard boiled assessment

n/t

[pinboy3niner]

10. Unfortunately it had to be a closed basket service

[flying rabbit]

11. But his life was over hard. nt

[pinboy3niner]

12. I'm schirr his wife was, too...especially when they got to the eggs benediction

[flying rabbit]

15. Omlette that post lay there as I am scrambling for something to reply with.

[NBachers]

45. Don't egg them on- they'll just keep cackling

Better to pass over this thread

[1000words]

50. What's the matzah with having a little fun?

[pipi_k]

25. Now he's just a shell of his former self

[cthulu2016]

13. Unless it was Jesus, that's a creepy story

[pinboy3niner]

20. The ending cetainly is not as uplifting

[Kaleva]

23. On the Third Day, He continued to decompose.

[randome]

22. It's always the person you least expect.

That's why I'd start with interrogating the 3-year-old.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Precision and concision. That's the game.[/center][/font][hr]

[pinboy3niner]

24. First they have to determine how he dyed

Color me picky, but I'd want to know if it was natural or artificial. Only then can they consider hue dun it.

[Blue Owl]

30. Was sorry to hear of his Paasing

<>

[1000words]

32. If you want to crack the case ...

perhaps there are crime scene photos you could examine. As I am squeamish, I'll Paas.

(on edit: sorry, didn't mean to poach another's yoke.)

[Skittles]

53. STOP IT PINBOY3NINER

[pinboy3niner]

60. From now on you won't hear a Peep out of me

Cross my heart and hope to dye. Oh, wait...oops!

Okay, starting NOW.

[jberryhill]

61. ...and then he resurrects the same stuff with a passion...

[pinboy3niner]

62. Nailed me

[Skittles]

63. STOP IT.....STOP IT!!!

YER KILLING ME!!!

[1000words]

34. And this might not be the first time, either.

They should consider eggscavating the entire property.

[pinboy3niner]

42. I have grave concerns about that

And we know Mr. McGregor doesn't like anybody digging in his garden.

[1000words]

44. We must exhume the truth

Lest the investigation peter out.

[pinboy3niner]

48. Are you sure there are bodies Cadbury'd there?

If you're wrong you're really going to have egg on your face.

And if I seem disinter-ested it's only because it doesn't fit the M.O.

[Separation]

26. I've had lost eggs smell like a dead body before.

Every Easter it happens, one or two eggs get missed and we find them 2 weeks later. Thankfully kids are to old to do that Sierra thing now.

Curious why they were hunting eggs today, isn't that normally done tomorrow? Even more curious is what and how the dead guy got there, drug overdose maybe?

[arely staircase]

27. life immitates Law and Order nt

[Kaleva]

28. Anyone there think to question the Easter Bunny?

[pinboy3niner]

36. That accusation rings hollow

[pinboy3niner]

66. Under questioning he exclaimed, "Murdered 'im? I Harvey even knew 'im!"

[arely staircase]

31. I wish I were as good at puns as so many other DUrs

This thread has some classics.

[Vashta Nerada]

33. Eggscellent work by the detectives for treading lightly.

It would have been a hare-raising experience for the child if he found out a dead body was under his house.

[pinboy3niner]

35. I suspect it's just an eggsidental death...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

37. Well this will certainly stick in their crawl. It won't be easy to get ovum this.

[pinboy3niner]

38. Don't worry, the family will do fine when the book becomes a best-cellar

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

39. You're right. We should always keep the sunny side up.

[pinboy3niner]

41. As long as the trauma isn't too bad. That would be a real Quiche-22.

[countryjake]

47. Who's the DUzy collector?

I'd nominate this entire thread, but can't remember who does it now.



(on edit)
Never mind...found it's Flying Squirrel.

[Iterate]

49. BunnyPuncher, I think.

Could be busy today though.

[countryjake]

54. At first I thought it was Squirrel Nut Zippers...

[pinboy3niner]

51. That would be Flying Squirrel

Here's his last DUzy Awards thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024841629

[countryjake]

55. The Giant Claw...

one of the many reasons that to this day I still have trouble getting on an airplane.

Thanks for the link. I see that you've been in fine form this week.

[pinboy3niner]

56. Thanks, it's been a fun undertaking

But I try not to put all my eggs in one basket.

[countryjake]

57. How eggistential of you!

[Barack_America]

58. This thread is creepy.

[lumberjack_jeff]

67. Embrace the madness. nt

[MadrasT]

71. It is creepy. Not a bit funny. Somebody died.

I find the attempts at humor to be really sad.

[GreenEyedLefty]

59. OMG you guys

I'm cracking up here.

Har de har har

[Warren DeMontague]

65. "These Cadbury Eggs taste TERRIBLE!!!!"

...sorry, I... don't even know what that means, but it just sounds wrong. I apologize.

[pinboy3niner]

70. I TOLD you that you didn't need the formaldehyde to preserve them

And besides, you left them too long before you disinterred them.

[tavernier]

68. I wonder if the guy

was a poacher?

[pinboy3niner]

69. If so, you might say...he robbed gravely