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MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 04:05 PM Apr 2014

Best Opening Line Ever:

I hate the phrase "pick-up line," because it reeks of moronic lameness. But, you have to say something when you're in a situation where you need to say something so you don't look like a tongue-tied cretin. Here's my favorite line, spoken when there's a genuine opportunity or reason to say something to someone who is a stranger to you. It works in all situations, regardless of who you say it to. It's an all-purpose line. Say it with a pleasant expression or a smile:

"Hi, I'm George." (It's probably best if you use your own name, rather than mine, though.)

Then, listen. You have just begun a conversation, and there's no way to know where it's heading. The next thing you say will depend on what you hear as you listen, on the circumstances of the situation, and on any other factor that may be pertinent. For example, if there's a hurricane outside, the weather might be a good subject. If you're at a party, inquire about the hosts of the party and how your new companion knows them. You get the drill. It's a conversation, so converse.

That's it. Play the rest by ear.

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Best Opening Line Ever: (Original Post) MineralMan Apr 2014 OP
Excellent... CANDO Apr 2014 #1
It's how I met my wife of 23 years. MineralMan Apr 2014 #2
That's awesome! tridim Apr 2014 #3
It's easy to remember, too. MineralMan Apr 2014 #4
When I used to live in Manhattan, my neighbors in the next apartment used to avoid me... George II Apr 2014 #15
I'm 12 months in to my smile at everyone experiment. tridim Apr 2014 #16
A Good Plan. MineralMan Apr 2014 #19
That's one of the reasons I did it, along with my neighbors "shying" away..... George II Apr 2014 #23
"Call me Ismael" stirred a certain amount of interest also. Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2014 #5
I'd feel stupid saying that to a stranger, though. MineralMan Apr 2014 #6
Side effects may vary Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2014 #8
Leave it you, MM. longship Apr 2014 #7
Easy for you to say. Marshall III Apr 2014 #9
I think in that case, oldandhappy Apr 2014 #27
I used this pick up line at the golf course I work at last weekend. obxhead Apr 2014 #10
See! It's infallible. MineralMan Apr 2014 #20
Especially if your parents named you "HandingOutFreeBeer". n/t jtuck004 Apr 2014 #25
A friend of mine told me the first words his wife said to him were chrisstopher Apr 2014 #11
"Hi, I'm an astronaut" doesn't work like it used to Gman Apr 2014 #12
My brother had the best line egold2604 Apr 2014 #13
LOL... MineralMan Apr 2014 #21
Let's test this theory bpositive Apr 2014 #14
Hi...will you marry me? proReality Apr 2014 #18
Just like on Seinfeld. tinrobot Apr 2014 #17
Nothing worked for that particular George. MineralMan Apr 2014 #30
An alternative: MineralMan Apr 2014 #22
Yeah, that's never worked for me. knitter4democracy Apr 2014 #26
It has for me. I can't explain the difference. MineralMan Apr 2014 #28
I'll give it a try - so far, I've had very little success with my standard line petronius Apr 2014 #24
LOL! MineralMan Apr 2014 #29

MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
2. It's how I met my wife of 23 years.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 04:11 PM
Apr 2014

It's also how I began the process of a acquiring a very lucrative contract as a writer. It seems to work really well in most situations.

Simple, but effective.

MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
4. It's easy to remember, too.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 04:15 PM
Apr 2014

Assuming, of course, that you have not spent too much time at the open bar, that is.

George II

(67,782 posts)
15. When I used to live in Manhattan, my neighbors in the next apartment used to avoid me...
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 06:44 PM
Apr 2014

....either looking down in the hallway or waiting for another elevator. I still said "hi" to them. After a year or so they started responding "hi" themselves, and a year later would initiate the "hi"!

I also used to smile at people walking down the street - half thought I was crazy, the other half smiled back.

tridim

(45,358 posts)
16. I'm 12 months in to my smile at everyone experiment.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 07:01 PM
Apr 2014

It has changed my life.

I've basically been trying to un-shy myself. It's working extremely well.

George II

(67,782 posts)
23. That's one of the reasons I did it, along with my neighbors "shying" away.....
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 08:25 PM
Apr 2014

....in Manhattan, one can smile at people relatively anonymously, with little or no rebuff. I hope it also turned some people around.

 

Tierra_y_Libertad

(50,414 posts)
5. "Call me Ismael" stirred a certain amount of interest also.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 04:16 PM
Apr 2014

Although, as a pick-up line, it might inspire other results.

MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
6. I'd feel stupid saying that to a stranger, though.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 04:18 PM
Apr 2014

It might lead to a discussion of "Moby Dick," and it's been a long time since I read that.

longship

(40,416 posts)
7. Leave it you, MM.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 04:23 PM
Apr 2014

Actually, psychologist Richard Wiseman did a study on chat-up lines. He's the author of Quirkology where he delves into speed dating to answer that question. His conclusions were pretty much that anything that gets the other person an opportunity to talk about them self is good. The important issue is to do it in a humorous way.

But a simple introduction might give one an opportunity to do just that.


 

obxhead

(8,434 posts)
10. I used this pick up line at the golf course I work at last weekend.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 05:43 PM
Apr 2014

I was having an ice cold home brew beer with the couple an hour later and having a charming conversation about nothing in particular while basking in the sun.

"Hi" can take you many places.

egold2604

(369 posts)
13. My brother had the best line
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 06:30 PM
Apr 2014

Last edited Mon Apr 21, 2014, 10:38 AM - Edit history (2)

Back in his singles days during the 70s, my brother would go into a bar and find the most beautiful woman at the bar, tap her on the shoulder and start reading from the book, How to Pick Up Women.

His dialogue would go as follows, with a very exaggerated reading expression.

Hi, how are you

Do you come here (at this point he would very dramatically turn the page) often.

By this time, the woman was laughing and the ice was broken. The rest was as you would expect it to be

proReality

(1,628 posts)
18. Hi...will you marry me?
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 07:10 PM
Apr 2014


Oh, sorry, that was my husband's line. Six weeks later he asked for real...that was 45 years ago and counting.

MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
22. An alternative:
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 07:39 PM
Apr 2014

At a party where you don't know anyone, find a spot where there are two places to sit. Sit in one, and just observe with a pleasant expression. Within a short time, someone will walk over and say, "Hi,I'm Emily (or some other name), and ask why you're sitting there all by yourself. Then, a conversation can begin. Note: The person who comes over will always be of the opposite sex, and will be glad to talk to you.

knitter4democracy

(14,350 posts)
26. Yeah, that's never worked for me.
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 09:27 PM
Apr 2014

I've been the one to go up and talk to someone, but when I try that, no one of the opposite sex every comes up to talk with me.

MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
28. It has for me. I can't explain the difference.
Sun Apr 20, 2014, 09:39 AM
Apr 2014

I've met some very interesting people at parties or gatherings where I was a stranger by sitting, observing, and waiting.

petronius

(26,595 posts)
24. I'll give it a try - so far, I've had very little success with my standard line
Sat Apr 19, 2014, 08:29 PM
Apr 2014

of "Screw off! That seat is taken! !" (Not sure why; it seems very endearing the way I deliver it.) But your method may come off as a bit more welcoming...

MineralMan

(146,252 posts)
29. LOL!
Sun Apr 20, 2014, 09:40 AM
Apr 2014

I can't imagine why your method doesn't work. :tic: (Note to admins: We really need a tongue-in-cheek smiley.)

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