CNN Features Marketing Consultants On How The KKK Can ‘Rebrand’ Itself. No, Really

[doxydad]

CNN Features Marketing Consultants On How The KKK Can ‘Rebrand’ Itself. No, Really....

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/04/cnn-features-marketing-consultants-how-kkk

[immoderate]

1. How about, "The Friendly Bigot?"

Has a kind of ring to it...

--imm

[bluestateguy]

2. The New Klan

The New Klan doesn't hate blacks, they just love whites!

Equal rights for everybody special privileges for nobody! (especially blacks)

yes this is a joke.

[Kelvin Mace]

3. They already did that,

they are now called the "GOP".

[Boomerproud]

11. We have a winner!

Perfect and succinct!

[KansDem]

4. Perhaps a new, friendlier face?

[Kip Humphrey]

5. use designer sheets.

a nice print, plaid, or perhaps a spring floral pattern.

[NightWatcher]

6. start by burning giant smilie faces instead of crosses???

[GeorgeGist]

7. ,

[Skidmore]

8. CNN is trash teevee.

[Supersedeas]

10. does it even depend on who is reading the teleprompter

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. First they have to identify their core competencies...

[geomon666]

12. First, get rid of the white hoods. Completely antiquated image.

Instead, embrace the white hoodie: