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This is a really entertaining read!
From Wonkette
by Doktor Zoom
Let's say this is "Booda Bear"We have what appears to be an Important Update on the Bundy Ranch Seige that is no longer a Seige, although the good people of nearby Bunkerville, Nevada sure are tired of all these militia yahoos hanging around their town. And according to a piece at Daily Kos, even the militia folks are getting tired of each other.
Unfortunately, the information is rather sketchy, so please, apply grains of salt as needed. It also doesnt help a heck of a lot that one of the gentlemen in this little internecine beef goes by the pseudonym Booda Bear, which is maybe a little ridiculous since that name is shared with a pet chew toy. (Says the blogger with a pseudonym derived from a Silver Age comical book.) At least we hope its a pseudonym. So, here is whats shaking down at the Bundy Ranch in the Great Cowpocalypse Aftermath, maybe:
First off, Stewart Rhodes, the head of one militia contingent, the Oath Keepers, said on Friday that hed gotten intel from a highly placed source that Eric Holder and the Department of Justice were going to launch a hot drone strike on the Bundy Ranch, because that makes perfect sense. And while Rhodes suspected that the leak may have been deliberate disinformation designed to make the militia heroes look delusional, or more delusional, he also decided, as a precaution, to evacuate all of his Oath Keepers that have been stationed at the Bundy Ranch, for, like, security and stuff. This decision did not sit well with Booda Bear, the head of security for the Bundy Ranch. (Who made him head of security? We have no earthly idea; we get the impression it may be a self-appointed position, but who knows?)
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Warpy
(111,246 posts)at the Bundy manse. Going au naturel among the cactus gets old very quickly. Also, their wives are likely getting sick of putting up with men who bathe infrequently if at all because, duh, it's a desert and there's not much water to bathe with.
Maybe Mrs. Bundy has put her foot down about feeding them and cleaning up after them.
Besides, the weather is about to turn on them in the next week or two. Those campers aren't going to be much fun when it's over 110 in the shade and there isn't any shade.
Once they leave, Bundy's done.
NBachers
(17,107 posts)Humor that's dry as a desert hot rock.