Teacher Arrested at JFK -- requires thought

[LiberalArkie]

[Xipe Totec]

1. I just OD'd on Puns. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

5. It wasn't punny enough for me.

[liberal N proud]

2. Funny, but could happen

With the war on education in this country, I see one day when a teacher could be charged with mass instruction.

[joeybee12]

3. The last line is actually dangerously close to the truth!

Unfortunately.

[malaise]

4. Brilliant

[KansDem]

6. "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

[yellowcanine]

11. But I thought Isosceles said, "Two of the three sides of the triangle are equal."

[burrowowl]

7. I'm punnied out!

[blackspade]

8. Pun tax!

[Sheepshank]

9. the angle of the entire article was too obtuse n/t

[mindwalker_i]

12. I felt that acutely

There were just too many dimensions to it.

[Sheepshank]

14. exponential growth in variables. Even the base line is riddled with intersections. n/t

[mindwalker_i]

17. ...

[yellowcanine]

10. Don Rumsfield algebra test problem: "Please calculate the known unknown."

[yellowcanine]

13. By the examples given, this could be the notorious Geo-Metry movement, not Al-Gebra.

Worse yet, these two evil groups could be collaborating with the Trig-ono-metry movement.

[berni_mccoy]

15. I'm looking for a sine to tell me the rise o'r the run of the angle of this story

[jberryhill]

16. You are way off on a tangent there

But I assume your comment was merely hyperbolic.

[Leith]

18. Where Did He Get a Slide Rule?

Did he have to sine for it? Did anyone cosine?

[lpbk2713]

19. Authorities seek his associate Pythagoras as a "person of interest"

Film at eleven.

[zeemike]

20. Well the slide rule was the dead giveaway.

Only a terrorist bent on math destruction would carry one.

[tecelote]

21. Fox News disputes Isosceles...

There may be three sides to every triangle but if you bend the lines, lies become reality and the laws of nature no longer matter.