Fb post

[MoonRiver]

Craig's List: Free to good home.

My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!

[sdfernando]

1. Is the dog's or the girlfriend's nickname "E" ??? /nt

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Naturally! nt

[TexasTowelie]

2. I'm surprised that he doesn't want her put down instead. nt

[MoonRiver]

3. Thank you for the sarcasm smilie.

[TexasTowelie]

5. Yes, I thought it might be a good idea to put it there.

[MoonRiver]

6. I have regretted not inserting one several times myself.

Some are very literal.

[elias49]

4. Haha! Good one.

Most of my friends are dogs too.

[Duppers]

7. ...

(Saw that coming but it's still hilarious.)

[orleans]

9. funny. n/t