#AmericanSpringExcuses

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Eric Wolfson ‏@EricWolfson 4m
Wanted to see if Karl Rove was going to finally concede Ohio #AmericanSpringexcuses #BrainDamage


LOLGOP ‏@LOLGOP 1h
Everybody stayed home for fear the internet comments would be left untended. #AmericanSpringexcuses


Randall (Randy) Winn ‏@rewinn 1h
If You Count The Voices in My Head - We Were LEGION!!!111 #AmericanSpringexcuses pic.twitter.com/JfxdYBH9P5


Casey ‏@pari_passu 1h
A satanic trap was planned to kill innocent "patriots"! Seriously. That's an excuse: #p2 #AmericanSpringexcuses pic.twitter.com/WSjlpSa2QY


Steve M. ‏@nomoremister 1h
Everyone else who was supposed to come is now in a FEMA death camp. #AmericanSpringExcuses


Caroline Winfield ‏@mydoggyruss 7h
Rain makes my bouffant soggy. #americanspringexcuses


Bob Ormond ‏@RC_Ormond 3m
The voices in my head were louder than the GPS. #AmericanSpringexcuses


Fred Sanford ‏@uglyauntesther 4m
Went to the Irish Spring rally by mistake #AmericanSpringexcuses


Mike Murphy ‏@sailvarmint 6m
Couldn't find a monument that looked like George Washington #AmericanSpringexcuses


Patrick ‏@QuadCityPat 9m
Couldn't get Rush on my hand crank radio #AmericanSpringexcuses


Rancid Butter ‏@TheButteryOne 1m
I was watching the @MichaelSamNFL kiss on a loop. That's not gay right? #AmericanSpringexcuses


mcwbr ‏@mcwbr 2h
The Koch Brothers didn't send anyone to escort us to the free bus! #AmericanSpringExcuses


Scott Wooledge ‏@Clarknt67 2h
Denied weekend furlough from my FEMA re-education camp. #AmericanSpringexcuses #AmericanSpring


Wild Joey Hickok ‏@60th_Street 2h
#AmericanSpringExcuses shot self cleaning gun.


Memeographs ‏@memeographs 2h
Tickets for Ted Nugent go on sale at midnight. #AmericanSpringexcuses #AmericanSpring


Elizabeth Kennen ‏@jazzcattrio 2h
Many chose not to attend when it was announced that special guest speaker Ben Ghazi had to cancel. #AmericanSpringexcuses


Holey Rolla Caruso ‏@scaruso5555 2h
White hood was damaged at the dry cleaners #AmericanSpringexcuses #AmericanSpring


Wild Joey Hickok ‏@60th_Street 2h
#AmericanSpringexcuses still recovering from hernia suffered moving barrycades during previous protest.


Carmelo Menace ‏@38_28_38 2h
#AmericanSpringExcuses I was going to go, BUT... Mom wouldn't let me out of the basement. pic.twitter.com/UbgcAQkZw8


Gef Fox ‏@WagTheFox 4h
Saw a rainbow in the sky on the way over and got spooked. Thought gay agenda had gone airborne. #AmericanSpringexcuses


TBogg ‏@tbogg 4h
#AmericanSpringExcuses There WERE ten million of us, you just couldn't see us because of the camo.


klarajk ‏@klarajk 5h
#AmericanSpringexcuses Somebody had to guard the Meth Lab #OperationAmericanSpring


the_amphibian ‏@the_amphibian 5h
Today was the Yell at Women going into Planned Parenthood day and I didn't want to disappoint the kids. #americanspringexcuses


Allan Brauer ‏@allanbrauer 5h
#AmericanSpringExcuses Still working on their signs because cardboard ain't got spell-check.


Persephone Clover ‏@PersephoneC 5h
#AmericanSpringexcuses #OperationAmericanSpring Washed white sheets with flag. I can't show up in pink sheets with a shrunken flag


Bill Clunie ‏@billclunie 5h
Rapture happened. Most of us got spirited away. #AmericanSpringexcuses


RT @TheLocalCrank: This meth ain't gonna make itself #AmericanSpringexcuses #OperationAmericanSpring


Ron Loren Pitts™ ‏@RonLPitts 6h
Klan robes not back from dry-cleaners #AmericanSpringExcuses
from Thomasville, NC


Leyla ‏@MiamiLib 6h
My water broke and I can't find my beer #AmericanSpringExcuses


Red Pill America ‏@RedPillAmerica 6h
#AmericanSpringExcuses Saw a black person. Ran away.


Very Serious People™ ‏@TheXclass 9m
Cuz Benghazi!!! #AmericanSpringexcuses


Riley Lynch ‏@RileyLynch 6h
SQUIRREL! #AmericanSpringExcuses #OperationAmericanSpring


more: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AmericanSpringexcuses&src=hash

[Ilsa]

1. I spent the late afternoon

Reading through the tweets. They made my day! Some of them were brilliant! That you for your earlier post inside that that thread with the link.

[Beaverhausen]

2. Joy Ried is getting in on it

I might just have to finally join Twitter

[okaawhatever]

10. If you do, you might want to look up Unite Blue it's a group that vets Democrats and puts a blue

UB on your profile. It lets all the other Dems and left leaners know that you're "one of us" it also is to build up followers. One of the tactics of the Repubs is to attack an individual by repeatedly flagging their messages. The account will eventually get locked up until an administrator can review it. The more followers you have the less likely you are to have your account locked up. Just a thought.

[Beaverhausen]

20. Thanks for that tip

[Ruby the Liberal]

3. Hahahaha!!

Some favorites!

Gef Fox ‏@WagTheFox 4h
Saw a rainbow in the sky on the way over and got spooked. Thought gay agenda had gone airborne. #AmericanSpringexcuses

RT @TheLocalCrank: This meth ain't gonna make itself #AmericanSpringexcuses #OperationAmericanSpring

Leyla ‏@MiamiLib 6h
My water broke and I can't find my beer #AmericanSpringExcuses

[Cha]

4. If You Count The Voices in My Head - We Were LEGION!!!111

"This meth ain't gonna make itself" ROFLMAO! Hysterical!

[mindwalker_i]

19. Brandon Sanderson wrote a story based on that idea

It was called Legion, and it was fucking awesome! The main character had multiple personalities, but those personalities actually had knowledge and skills, so he was a one-man gang in a sense.

[dinger130]

5. God, this has been a hysterical day

on DU. Thanks to all of you and the hilarious posts. I haven't had this much fun since the election.

[underpants]

9. Yes it has been

to all

[smallcat88]

6. My personal favorite

Cardboard ain't got spellcheck. And the spellcheck just underlined ain't as I typed this! And what happened to all those drones they claimed Obama was going to hit them with? Guess POTUS had some really important paint to watch while it dried.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

17. "Still working on their signs because cardboard ain't got spell-check." My face too! Haha! nt

[Quixote1818]

7. Here is a funny snarky one

I am disappointed. There would have been much better turnout if the planners of Operation American Spring would have considered the fact that y the 16th of the month most of us true Patriots have already spent our food stamps and welfare.
Otherwise I would have been right there with ya, bros.

[underpants]

8. Thought gay agenda had gone airborne.

[okaawhatever]

11. These are hilarious. nt

[okaawhatever]

12. The "It took a moment, but now it's hilarious" award goes to:

Couldn't find a monument that looked like George Washington

[russspeakeasy]

13. Thank you. I needed that..

[Make7]

14. "Only taking roads the government didn't build."

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— Tony Jordan (@twjpdx23) May 17, 2014

[FailureToCommunicate]

15. "Couldn't find a monument that looked like George Washington"

So many good ones!

[tclambert]

16. They all got stuck on DuPont Circle.

Out-of-towners always get confused by those traffic circles.

[LovingA2andMI]

18. ROTFLMAO at our tweets!

"Cliven Bundy told us not to go, hold up our AR-15 on Federal Grazing Land to Defend his right to Cowboy Welfare #AmericanSpringexcuses #lol @IUNewsTalk"

"Hanging out NRA Momma, Lipstick on a Pig, Seeing Russia at her Wasilla crib, reading the bible w/ Sister @SarahPalinUSA #AmericanSpringexcuses @IUNewsTalk"

"The 700 Club telethon for the truest patriots with Pat Roberson aired today. I sent in my life savings #AmericanSpringexcuses @IUNewsTalk"

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