Drunk Woman Shows Up Naked to Visit Husband in Jail

[struggle4progress]

by ARLnow.com | March 19, 2014 at 1:20 pm

... Police say Maura Fussell arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck ...

Fussell was arrested and ... held in jail until sober ...

http://www.arlnow.com/2014/03/19/police-drunk-woman-shows-up-naked-to-visit-husband-in-jail/

6 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Now THAT is the RIGHT way to visit an inmate!
	1 (17%)
	If only she'd had a gun ... *sigh*
	0 (0%)
	She needs to sue for violation of her first amendment rights
	0 (0%)
	See? All the good ones are already taken
	0 (0%)
	Thanks, Obama!
	1 (17%)
	Yet another amateur forgets to bring the Crisco
	0 (0%)
	Ya gotta start early in the morning, if ya plan to drink all day
	1 (17%)
	Judging from my friends, I think just about everybody does this now and then
	1 (17%)
	This thread is useless without Picts
	1 (17%)
	What kinda jerk would insist nekkid woman get into a cab with some complete stranger?
	1 (17%)
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[giftedgirl77]

1. It cuts down on the search times that's for sure.

[shenmue]

2. Fun night

[Aristus]

3. This thread is useless without pics.

[In_The_Wind]

6. This thread would be locked if it had pics.

[Aristus]

7. That's why I frantically click on any post that reads 'IBTL'

as quickly as I can...

[Nuclear Unicorn]

4. I doubt the story is even true.

It didn't happen in Florida.

[winter is coming]

5. I'm surprised they didn't mistake her for a Congress-critter. n/t

[madinmaryland]

10. This thread is worthless without pictures...

[rug]

11. Maura sober.