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abakan

(1,815 posts)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 11:54 AM Jul 2014

What You Need to Know About the Coming Jellyfish Apocalypse

Source: Mother Jones


Millions of golden jellyfish (Mastigias papua etpisonii) swim inside an isolated marine lake in Palau.
Ethan Daniels/Shutterstock

More than 50 million Americans swim in the oceans every year (there are actual government surveys of such things). So if your summer plans involves stripping down and bathing in the sun and salt water of your dreams, read on, intrepid beach-goer. There's something gooey and stingy that's loving warm waters every bit as much as you are (maybe even more), turning those dreams...to nightmares: jellyfish.

Are there more jellyfish now than ever before?

In some places, yes. One recent University of British Columbia study concluded that "jellyfish populations appear to be increasing in the majority of the world's coastal ecosystems and seas," and blamed human activity for these blooms. The areas most affected are the Black Sea and the Mediterranean, says Lucas Brotz, a PhD student and jellyfish expert at University of British Columbia's Fisheries Center, and co-author of the report.

Last October, a swarm of jellyfish plugged cooling pipes for one of the world's largest nuclear reactors.

The influx of jellyfish can cause big problems. In October last year, a gelatinous swarm plugged cooling pipes for one of the world's largest nuclear reactors, on the Baltic coast in Sweden, shutting it down. A swarm hobbled a coal-fired power plant near Hadera on the Israeli coast in 2011. Millions of bulging, translucent creatures descended on popular Mediterranean beaches in April 2013, freaking out the tourists. Jellyfish expert Lisa-ann Gershwin writes in her 2013 book Stung! that jellyfish caused the collapse of the $350 million Black Sea fishing industry in the 1990s. In 2007, a plague wiped out a salmon farm off Northern Ireland.

Read more: http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/06/watch-out-summer-swimmers-here-come-jellyfish

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What You Need to Know About the Coming Jellyfish Apocalypse (Original Post) abakan Jul 2014 OP
Jellyfish: Coming soon to a menu near you! FSogol Jul 2014 #1
yuck! nt. abakan Jul 2014 #2
Jellyfishnado coming sooner to SyFy pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #3
How jellyfish is prepared: DetlefK Jul 2014 #8
I'm looking forward to the SciFi movies coming out aikoaiko Jul 2014 #4
Have you seen this? malaise Jul 2014 #5
Now that's a jellyfish! abakan Jul 2014 #7
Peanut butter and jellyfish. nt Javaman Jul 2014 #6
Peanut Butter and Kentucky Jellyfish. A HERETIC I AM Jul 2014 #9
Nothing but nettle! pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #10
Harvest them instead of whales, seals, wolves, etc..... glinda Jul 2014 #11
Rising temperatures and lack of predation. nt bemildred Jul 2014 #12
The simple solution? Obama should ban fishing for jellyfish. FSogol Jul 2014 #13
Jellyfish powder, a health miracle. bemildred Jul 2014 #14
Good one. Jellyfish power reserves aging! Creates thigh gap! Burns calories faster than greek yogurt FSogol Jul 2014 #15
Jellyfish make your dick hard. nt bemildred Jul 2014 #16
Cue up two bathtubs on the beach! FSogol Jul 2014 #17
And you know some guy will sting his dick with a jellyfish to see if it makes it hard. bemildred Jul 2014 #18
You know it's true... abakan Jul 2014 #20
Jellyfish Bosonic Jul 2014 #19

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
8. How jellyfish is prepared:
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:15 PM
Jul 2014

Some years ago I saw a documentary about that. AFAIR the jellyfish is put into brine where the cells lose water. The jellyfish solidifies and shrinks from spherical to a disc-shape. The prepared jellyfish in the documentary was a grey, firm disc with 2-3 inches diameter and ~0.2 inches thickness.
The guy responsible for preparing them tested them with a tender bite-test on a disc, whether the jellyfish has achieved the desired level of crunchiness.

malaise

(268,557 posts)
5. Have you seen this?
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:01 PM
Jul 2014
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2014/jun/27/giant-jellyfish-spotted-cornwall-estuary-video
A giant barrel jellyfish is seen swimming in an estuary near St Mawes in Cornwall. Marine awareness officer Matt Slater and his dog swim around the jellyfish to capture this footage of the 'gentle giant'. The jellyfish is said to weigh as much as 20kg and measure around one metre in diameter

glinda

(14,807 posts)
11. Harvest them instead of whales, seals, wolves, etc.....
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:27 PM
Jul 2014

Am sure there is a profit somewhere. They should do that for Asian Carp and a few other invasive species as well.

FSogol

(45,425 posts)
13. The simple solution? Obama should ban fishing for jellyfish.
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:47 PM
Jul 2014

They'd be cleaned out of the ocean in months.

FSogol

(45,425 posts)
15. Good one. Jellyfish power reserves aging! Creates thigh gap! Burns calories faster than greek yogurt
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 01:00 PM
Jul 2014

FSogol

(45,425 posts)
17. Cue up two bathtubs on the beach!
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 01:05 PM
Jul 2014

If you have a jellyfish sting erection lasting more than 4 hours please call your doctor, since a serious....

bemildred

(90,061 posts)
18. And you know some guy will sting his dick with a jellyfish to see if it makes it hard.
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:05 PM
Jul 2014

This is why I'm careful what I say on the internet, you can give people ideas.

Bosonic

(3,746 posts)
19. Jellyfish
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:10 PM
Jul 2014

<clears throat>

I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!

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