Mitt Romney is tan, rested, and ready to lose again, so let’s do this thing

[doxydad]

In a move that can be seen as either desperation or ‘we’re all gonna die anyway, so what the hell?’ conservatives are casting their eyes westward to a man — a stoic man, an honest and true man of values, standing knee deep in the Pacific Ocean watching the sun go down on America — as their savior in 2016.

That man is a man called Mitt. Family man, businessman, gentle and attentive lover, and owner of both a car elevator and a losing career in elections.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/03/mitt-romney-is-tan-rested-and-ready-to-lose-again/

[tanyev]

1. The Mittmentum just takes a really long time to get going.