Juanita Jean, Bristol Palin, and Hobby Lobby (you know it's

[Ilsa]

going to be entertaining!) 

July 03, 2014 

Here’s a blast from the past:  Bristol Palin, of Dancing With The Stars fame, is so pleased about the Hobby Lobby decision that she told her “fans” to go to Hobby Lobby today and send her the pictures.  She promised to post her favorites on Facebook and “other social media.” 

What could possibly go wrong with that plan? 

Yeah, this. 

Using the hashtag #HobbyLobbyLove, real women took to Twitter and made some suggestion about what Bristol could do with her favorites. 

"Can't keep my knees together and Viagra-infused boyfriend is covered under your plan. Do u recommend velcro?" 

And... "Much like families, hashtags require planning. Try it sometime. Success feels good. 

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http://www.juanitajean.com/ 

I believe this is the Twitter link: https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23HobbyLobbyLove&src=typd

[Ilsa]

1. Sorry, but I didn't copy the exact

Tweet images, just the relevant content.

[Crowquette]

2. Republican-approved socialized Man Medicine (Viagra) causes serial Republican diaper-sex freakery

...some people say...

[47of74]

13. Oh Jesus!

[Ilsa]

3. "Still laying on aisle 6

with my feet up in the air. When will the pap smear guy get here?"

[shenmue]

4. I used to buy beads and paint there

Now I think I'll find somewhere else.

[Ilsa]

5. Yes, you might get your purse searched

for contraception. Or worse, your vagina might get searched for IUD, diaphragm, etc.

[shenmue]

7. To quote the great Rene Hicks:

Leave my hoo-hoo alone!

[Lars39]

11. That was my favorite, too!

Still snickering.

[TBF]

6. Rec #5 - one of the perks of living

in my current location is knowing that this "professional political organization" is only a few suburbs away.

We may be surrounded by the crazy but Juanita Jean keeps it real.

[Ilsa]

8. Chasing Twitter links:

Today only, we'll throw in one organ "donated" by a Chinese prisoner who made your item, absolutely free!

[TexasProgresive]

9. K&R for JuanitaJean

Bubba and Susan are the real Texas heroes.

[marble falls]

10. Still good stuff.

[Danascot]

12. Ridicule is a great response

to #HobbyLobbyLove and SCOTUS. They can ignore outrage but like most self-important bullies, they can't stand being laughed at.

[Contrary1]

14. #BigtimeBristolBackfire

Loving it.

#hobbylobbylove What time is the DIY IUD class and what gauge copper wire do I buy? Beads or no beads?

@HobbyLobbyStore will be partnering with Open Carry Texas for all your shot gun wedding needs. #HobbyLobbyLove #HobbyLobbyHypocrisy

[ReRe]

15. "Shot gun wedding needs"

(Holding my side, from laughing so hard down this thread!)

[roguevalley]

17. I love that lady, Contrary 1. she can sit by me

[riderinthestorm]

16. How come it took me so long to open this thread??!!

Bravo! And hilarious

[Iggo]

18. "How were you born? Well, honey, when a corporation hates a woman very much..."

[dixiegrrrrl]

19. Rolf! You would think they would learn that things like theirs can backfire.