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Go, sin no more and await the coming of glorious Corporate Personhood!
The Corporate Commandments . . . brought to you by Hobby Lobby!
Brought to you by, Hobby Lobby . . . The place to shop with everyday Super Selections and Super Savings!
I am the Corporation, by God, thou shalt have no other rights before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any false idol . . . unless made of fabric, glue and knick knacks purchased at Hobby Lobby.
Thou shalt not take the name of any Corporation in vain, lest we fire you immediately with cause.
Remember the Sabbath day, verily a good day . . . for online shopping and auto sales!
Honor thy supervisors as your father and mother, for they best know your contraceptive needs.
Thou shalt kill . . . the competition with Super Selection and Super Savings!
Thou shalt adulterate . . . what it means to be human!
Thou shalt steal . . . victory from mere mortal beings.
Thou shalt not bear false witness . . . unless it enshrines your religious beliefs in the law.
Thou shalt not covet the coming Corporate Rights.
Hear this . . . as foretold by the great prophet Alito!
Go, sin no more and await the coming of glorious Corporate Personhood!
Brought to you by, Hobby Lobby . . . The place to shop with everyday Super Selections and Super Savings!
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