Quick Change Justice. While you were sleeping, Hobby Lobby just got so much worse.
The architecture of the U.S. Supreme Court Building is rife with turtles. There are turtles holding up the lampposts in the courtyard and turtles engraved in the stone decor. You can buy turtle coffee mugs at the gift shop. The turtle is said to represent the slow and deliberate pace of justice. This is an institution, the turtle tells us, that moves slowly, deliberately, and removed from the knee-jerk pace of the political branches.
Yet moments before they adjourned for their summer recess, the justices proved they can act quite quickly and recklessly when it comes to violating the terms of a controversial opinion they handed down only days earlier. Its as if the loaner car the court gave us in the Hobby Lobby ruling broke down mere blocks from the shop.
In Burwell v. Hobby Lobby, the Supreme Court ruled that it was a substantial burden on the religious freedoms of closely-held corporations for the government to require them to provide contraception as part of their employee health care plans. The court didnt say that the government could never require a company to do something that violated its religious beliefs, but rather that the government had to use the least restrictive alternative. That means that if there is a slightly less burdensome way to implement the law, it needs to be used. To prove that the Affordable Care Acts contraceptive mandate was not the least restrictive alternative, the court pointed to a workaround in the law for nonprofits: If there are religious objections to a medical treatment, third parties will provide coverage to the employees.
Its the butterfly effect: Any time Wheaton flapped its religious-conscience wings, a woman ends up with an IUD.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2014/07/wheaton_college_injunction_the_supreme_court_just_sneakily_reversed_itself.html
I can just picture these filthy fuckers raising their martini glasses high and toasting each other for another well-done fuck-over of America. I fucking hate these pieces of shit.