#HobbyLobbyLove is a thing, but it's not going well

[eridani]

Conservatives just don't seem to "get" social media, do they? Or is it just that they are unable to be creative?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/03/1311503/--HobbyLobbyLove-is-a-thing-but-it-s-not-going-well

America's most prominent teen mom and walking demonstration of the failure of conservative abstinence notions Bristol Palin knows just how to say thank you to Hobby Lobby for protecting their employees from the fires of hell. (Well, or at least making sure the company gets to save a few bucks—the premise is still a bit fuzzy.) With a hashtag, of course! And so today marks Palin's announced #HobbyLobbyLove day, a day that sounds pornographic but is in fact merely a day to take pictures of yourself buying cheap imported crap from a company that puts the womenfolk in their proper place.
But much like abstinence education, Twitter hashtags often do not work out quite as conservatives plan they might. #HobbyLobbyLove is having a rough go of it.

I want to bedazzle my Viagra bottle...does @HobbyLobbyStore stick light blue beads? #hobbylobbylove
— @Any_Everyman

#hobbylobbylove Today only, we'll throw in one organ harvested from the Chinese prisoner who made your item, absolutely free!
— @cpkremer

[LuvNewcastle]

1. We're having our Golden Anniversary party at Sneaky Pete's.

Can #HobbyLobbyLove help me find some red, white, and blue sequins for my tube top?

[RoverSuswade]

2. (ring ring) Hi Hobby Lobby Daddy. I work for you and I have a problem.

Do we sell those loops that you make potholders out of? Well, I really don't want to make potholders I just need that long chochet-hook thingie that goes with the loops. What? Oh, no. I cant tell you why because you might not want to sell me the item. What? They are out of stock right now? But I cant wait. How 'bout you just ship ME to one of our warehouses in China and my problem will be solved.

[Lochloosa]

3. Got to love this one...