Would you marry your dog if you could?

[IdaBriggs]

Fox News thinks there is going to be an outbreak of it.

Personally, I support Human/Dog marriages as long as Human/Cat marriages are also acknowledged. My taxes would go down significantly!

ON EDIT: Fixed link to Cali_Democrat's thread exposing this "menace" --

"Fox News: Marriage Equality Leads To Marrying Your Dog" http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025216924

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	Yes. My dog is AWESOME. I would marry my Dog.
	1 (20%)
	Yes, as long as I can marry *ALL* of my Dogs. (Polydogory?)
	0 (0%)
	No. My cat would be jealous. I would marry my cat(s) though.
	2 (40%)
	No. Legalizing our relationship would cheapen it.
	0 (0%)
	No. I believe in same species marriages.
	0 (0%)
	Other. Please elaborate.
	2 (40%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[NYC_SKP]

1. If she had a better Health Care Plan, I would in a minute.

Without that, we'll just continue living in sin.

[IdaBriggs]

2. Seriously - Health Care Plan?

[NYC_SKP]

5. Stranger things have happened!

Just not to me.

Little Millie is actually really good for keeping me calm and making me smile!

It's almost better than a health plan!

[IdaBriggs]

14. True words. What kind of dog is she?

I need some pictures in this thread.

[NYC_SKP]

19. A poor family gave her to me, was a gift to the deaf-mute daughter, they couldn't keep her.

Some mixed terrier thing.

Here's my favorite pic, not long after I got her, throughout check up by vet, cleaned up and happy!:

[dipsydoodle]

22. Excellent.

[Blue Owl]

3. You'll be sentenced to eternal Dalmatian if you do

[IdaBriggs]

7. The arguments for such a thing are spotty at best.

[Sister to TxTowelie]

15. DUzy!

I like that!

[uppityperson]

4. You're barking up the wrong tree here. My dog and I are the same sex so can not, depending on state.

[IdaBriggs]

8. Fox doesn't specify what to do in those situations.

Maybe they don't think it matters?

[uppityperson]

13. Well, sure, but think of the children! Wait, I mean puppies! Wait, ummm, woof?

[shenmue]

6. You bet!

I would gladly have married my dog Keisha, but she floated off to Dog Heaven last year.

[IdaBriggs]

10. So sorry about your loss.

What kind of dog was she?

[shenmue]

21. A Springer Spaniel mix

Her adoption fee was the best $55 I ever spent.

[QC]

9. I would have to I marry all of them.

There are three, and it would really be hard to choose only one of them.

[IdaBriggs]

12. I put that as Option 2 in the poll.

I think it may be called "polydogory" but honestly, I'm making the word up, so if you know the real one....

What kind of dogs do you have?

[QC]

16. Mutts off the street.

Those are the most grateful, of course. And given their backgrounds, marrying only one would be traumatic to the other two.

[winter is coming]

11. Other: I'm saving myself for my box turtle. n/t

[Sister to TxTowelie]

17. My dog has no testicles. Is that important in a

Interspecies marriage?

[Warren DeMontague]

18. I can't resist a hardhat and a flannel shirt.

[Xyzse]

20. Sadly, I have no pets.

If it however means that they get in to my insurance... Hell, I'm all for it.
I would consider it as just another form of union.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

23. No, but I would adopt her.

Oh wait, I did adopt her from a rescue center.

[genwah]

24. No, she's a bitch.

[madinmaryland]

25. Nice post, Rick Santorum!!

[Jamaal510]

30. +1

[arcane1]

26. The law is the ONLY thing stopping me, and I don't even have a dog!

[Scootaloo]

27. You mean i'm not already?

Hard to tell if i'm married, or raising three kids in one four-legged peanut butter-eating cretin

[HockeyMom]

28. My cats think I am their MOTHER

In fact, all the cats I have shared my home with for the past 65 years have thought that. Marry your MOTHER? WEIRD. Never had a dog, so maybe that is different somehow.

[WillowTree]

29. I wouldn't marry a dead man and I won't marry a dead dog. Not gonna happen.

[NV Whino]

31. I would never marry a dog

Cats, on the other hand…

Would that be polycattery, or just catty?

[Scuba]

32. My dog's the only one who greets me with her tail wagging when I come home.

[Warren Stupidity]

33. Would I have to divorce my penguin?

[Drew Richards]

34. Why bother marrying her? She already sleeps with me every night and gives unconditional love.

Or maybe its the piece of bacon I give her every morning.

[scarletwoman]

35. My dog won't marry me, he doesn't like to be tied down.

[Dirty Socialist]

36. Only One Way to Find Out if A Woman Really Loves You

If she'll have your dog.