If King George III had a brigade of flying monkeys, would he have put down

[MannyGoldstein]

the rebellion by the American colonists?

What if the colonists had boomerangs?

[Autumn]

1. It all depends on WHERE they flew from Manny

And how high can the monkeys fly?

[MannyGoldstein]

16. Even in CO and WA, they shouldn't fly too high

[Autumn]

17. You just come over here to CO and visit and you will see

just how high they can fly.

[MannyGoldstein]

19. I was in your oxygen-starved state a couple of years ago

The number of "medical" marijuana shoppes in Denver was staggering.

Had I stayed longer, no doubt I'd have contracted an ailment that required getting wasted. Now I wouldn't even need an ailment. Progress!

[Autumn]

21. Baby steps Manny, baby steps

[McCamy Taylor]

2. No, because George Washinton had ruby slippers. I saw them at Mount Vernon.

Men's fashions were different then. Long hair and high heels were ok. Washington would have clicked the ruby slippers together and the Oopo-Loopas would have used their blow darts to down the flying monkeys.

[muntrv]

3. Is the wicked witch of the west leading the flying monkees?

[Autumn]

6. If she is, Glenda the good witch could cast a spell and use the monkeys to mount

the boomerangs turning them back to King George, taking out his army without a shot ever being fired.

[awoke_in_2003]

27. No, she is too busy going on Fox...

and saying that Obama needs to be impeached.

[wandy]

4. Stop with the flying monkeys. I've heard enough about Sahara Palin for one day.

[Autumn]

11. Sure you say that now, but when SHE sees them coming off her porch in Alaska

we are gonna be calling her Sahara Revarear. Six if by air and a big gulp if by sea,

[wandy]

22. Son of a gun, and here I was thinking they were her monkies........

Pardon the language but.
Screw Sahara.
And her little dog too.

[Autumn]

23. Hater. Poor little dog, that's just mean

one could say

Screw Sahara.
And her big uzi too.

[wandy]

24. OOps, my bad. Poor little dog. I fix............

Screw Shara.

And the McCain she road in on.

[Autumn]

25. That's the perfect fix

I bow to your greatness. or at least tip my hat

[Vattel]

5. Are the monkeys trained or untrained?

[frylock]

31. the untrained monkeys wear diapers

[OilemFirchen]

7. Holy shit!

You said something funny.

[MannyGoldstein]

14. That hurts.

No, really.

[OilemFirchen]

15. It would appear so, yes.

But the feathers are quite soft. Tickles, maybe.

[PoliticAverse]

8. As shown in "Oz the Great and Powerful" they could be easily defeated using poppys.

(And they were actually baboons not monkeys)

[bemildred]

9. What sort of monkeys? Did they fly out of his butt?

If the monkeys flew out of his butt singing Kumbahyah, then they could definitely have put down the American rebellion too.

[dawg]

10. No.

The monkeys would have turned on him after the Battle of Saratoga.

[Kaleva]

12. Monkeys spend their days eating, masturbating and flinging poo.

Come to think of it, that's pretty much what the Hessians did.

[Autumn]

18. Shit, that's just Congress.

[Kaleva]

26. Well then, I could become a member of Congress.

Edit: I'm not into the poo flinging scene though. I just want to make that perfectly clear.

[Autumn]

28. Don't sit close to Vitter then.

[surrealAmerican]

13. They can only be commanded three times.

After that the golden cap is useless to its current owner, and the monkeys are free to do as they please. The colonists would know this, and act accordingly.

Yesh, doesn't anybody read these books any more?

[steve2470]

20. 1- only if the Wicked Witch of the West were on their side

2- Well, we'd win with boomerangs.

[csziggy]

29. Manny, were you watching ScyFy channel?

[Ken Burch]

30. Good questions, but this should be a poll thread n/t.