I Laughed SO HARD when I saw This Pic!

[romantico]

Its funny because it is true!


I LOVE this Tumblr!

http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/

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[peacebird]

1. Love it!

[romantico]

2. ANother

ANother classic!

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[zappaman]

4. Not funny

"Bitch" is a horrible word and should never ever be used in any context.
Please edit this post.
Respectfully,
The Net Nanny

[FarPoint]

5. Relax...it's fine for DU

Move on if you are uncomfortable....I understand.

[arthritisR_US]

6. Gee, I thought it fitting... lol nt

[obxhead]

7. You are welcome to do one or more of several options.

Stop reading the net as it's full of "offensive" stuff.
Put the poster on ignore.
Stop using DU.
or just get over it.

[zappaman]

9. I already read it and the damage has been done.

Awful degradation of women.

[obxhead]

11. It's ok.

I find your net nannyism to be offensive.

I just wasn't going to cry about it.

[zappaman]

12. Stop it!

Before I

[gateley]

36. May I speak for myself? I don't mind it at all. I'm a woman. So please don't assume

I view it (especially in this context) as degrading. You don't speak for me.

[dixiegrrrrl]

45. speaking for myself

I always tell people that "bitch" stands for:
a Broad In Total Control of Herself

E.O.M.

[noiretextatique]

42. you can alert eom

[yodermon]

13. ... said ZAPPA man

oh the irony

[WillyT]

14. Sarc Snark... I Love It...

[crunch60]

23. Considering myself a feminist, a bitch is a woman who is

unafraid to tell it like it is, to bluntly and honestly call out the shortcomings or injustices of the world and those around her.
Madonna, got to love her says, "I"m tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay"
Liz Taylor says," I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way?"
Hillary Clinton, considered a bitch by many says, "I also believe that when you are attacked, you have to deck your opponent."
And from Glenn Close, actress, "I can make the switch to human any time I want to. People look at me and I know what they're thinking: Tough, Demanding, Bitch!.

So sit back zapp, pour yourself a glass of whine--er, wine--and get ready to embrace and fully appreciate the inner bitch you know and love. Whatever you prefer to call it--supreme confidence, and unapologetic attitude (I opt for the all-inclusive bitchiness)-- take pride in the knowledge that you, too, can be a bitch.

My favorite Quote :
As a mother and grandmother, I think "lioness." You come near the cubs, You're Dead!
--Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, on Mark Foley, a congressman accused of writing inappropriate e-mails to White House pages..

[Bette Noir]

25. It's impossible to talk about breeding dogs without using the term "bitch."

As for myself, I've never considered it an insult. Some of my best friends have called me "bitch" to my face, intending it as a term of endearment, and I've taken it as such.

[gateley]

37. OT:

I love your username! Every time I see it I think "damn! I love that!!!"

[Rozlee]

32. I believe in context.

The word can be a great insult, a great compliment, or, as in this instance, a comedic vehicle. I know when a sexist jerk is using it as a bludgeon and when my girlfriends are high fiving me for being one.

[Zookeeper]

41. Agreed; hate it when men use it to...

Describe each other, though. The ultimate insult for them is a term related to women.

[shineOn23]

47. Your comment is the most rational in the bunch.

Yes, context is everything. It can make an incident funny or tragic.

[TroglodyteScholar]

34. "zappaman?"

Did you miss the sarc tag, or did you miss the fact that no word, however ugly, was ever off limits for FZ?

Just saying...being tender about the word "bitch" seems kind of in conflict with having any respect for someone like FZ who would say exactly what he was thinking about anyone no matter how ugly.

(PS I love Frank dearly)

[Fawke Em]

39. Sarah isn't good enough to be compared to a female dog.

Female dogs - all dogs - are much kinder than Sister Sayrah.

[lb rox]

40. B.I.T.C.H.

Dear zappaman,

Did you not know that "bitch" is an abbreviation for:

Boys
I'm
Taking
Charge
Here.

Now you know.

Truly,
Proud Bitch

[WheelWalker]

44. +1

[TheDebbieDee]

8. Is it Sarah Palin in the top half of the picture? I can't see a thing above Hillary........

[geckosfeet]

3. Whoot!

[malaise]

10. Delish

[NYC_SKP]

17. malaise, lookie here:

[stevedeshazer]

15. HA!

[NYC_SKP]

16. Here's another. They're ALL Hilarious!!!

[romantico]

18. Out

Out of them all, this might be my favorite one.

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[Bolo Boffin]

26. This was my mom's favorite. n/t

[gateley]

38. Love this one! nt

[JNelson6563]

19. These are great!

[starfox172]

20. AWESOME

thank you ^_^

[Katie]

22. LMAO!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. I intensely dislike Boner but

is it possible that he suffers from brain damage? There are neurological disorders that might explain his unusual and seemingly unprovoked fits of crying such as pseudobulbar affect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudobulbar_affect). Any illnesses aside, however, this is a pretty funny post.

[Hepburn]

28. IMO, his problem is...

...alcoholism.

Loss of control of himself and his emotions.

Not a diagnosis here...just how it hits me.

[abelenkpe]

29. Crazy link!

I think my mom has that. She's been very depressed several times during her life and really insulates herself from others too. Strange

[romantico]

27. I

I always thought it might be the booze that makes him cry on command. I'm convinced if someone brought a kitten or puppy onto the house floor the man would start crying. God help the person who sits in front of him in a movie theater while showing any chick flick.

[whoawhat]

30. haha, great!

[whoawhat]

31. why is she wearing sunglasses though? trying to hide something?

[Rozlee]

33. She's just cool, Troll.

[crunch60]

46. Because that's the way she rolls!

[patrice]

35. The difference between us and them, in a single picture.

[SheilaT]

43. Those are great!

I admire the person who can put together the picture pairs and caption them.