Time once again to caption the dumbass

[MrScorpio]

"A doofus, a dumbass and a bigot walked into a bar…"



"And the bartender said, 'Can I help you, Rick?'"

[pinboy3niner]

1. Evokes the Smothers Brothers' 'Streets of Laredo'

If you get an outfit
You can be a cowboy, too.

[colorado_ufo]

20. Love it!

I listened to that album until it wore out - great, funny stuff (and God knows we need some comic relief).

[Blue Owl]

2. Tip of the asshat, Wag of the finger...

n/t

[DearAbby]

3. Why did my Campaign staff....

allow this photo op? I look like "Woody" of "TOY STORY" without the Cowlick hairdo!

[Ruby the Liberal]

4. Can't top the OP caption.

That was great.

[slampoet]

5. "Campaign Trail !! I wish I could Quit You!!"

[pacalo]

6. "I'm not a *real* cowboy...but I'm one heck of a STUD!"

(from "Midnight Cowboy&quot

[lonestarnot]

7. What he's wearing bushitler's hat now. I don't think he would know the ass from the head of a horse

so must be about pretending he could make some kind of a President because a hat and a codpiece worked for some other fuckwit.

[Whisp]

8. big hat, all prattle.

[Rex]

9. A ten gallon hat and a pea brain.

Which one is bigger Rick? Don't forget to unzip Mitt when you are done.

[Gregorian]

10. I've got a ticket to ride- the short bus.

Except that it already left.

[madokie]

11. Check out the wiki page on richard the dick rick santorum

I'll guarantee you will fall over laughing so hard. OOPs

[unapatriciated]

12. "When do I get to ride the bull."

[GiveMeFreedom]

13. Turn that around

"When does the bull get to ride me?"

[lunatica]

23. Man on bull

It's just always about sex with him. LOL!

[Jamaal510]

14. "Does this hat make me look like Woody from Toy Story?"

[pinboy3niner]

15. No, more like...

[Permanut]

16. K&R for the great pic, and

for the Smothers Brothers reference; one of the great comedy records.

[slampoet]

17. "Near black person, must make myself look even whiter!!!"

[sakabatou]

18. The steson tried eating Rick's brain but couldn't find a thing

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Ever heard the expression "go shit in your hat"?

...too late.

[Owlet]

21. Sometimes funny headgear works

Presidential Candidate Calvin Coolidge in a Sioux headdress.

[lunatica]

22. FAIL

Not Presidential -->

Presidential -->

[Motown_Johnny]

24. "A ten gallon hat and a half a teaspoon brain, it's the Republican way"