From now on when I write a post I will bring it down to a woman's level.

[trumad]

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Just sayin.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. ...

Just sayin.

[CBGLuthier]

2. Is DOWN the correct direction for you?

I would think maybe UP would be more likely.

[seabeyond]

3. ya... uh hu

[Stellar]

15. I LMAO everytime I see this video!

Thanks I needed that!

[conservaphobe]

4. You're going to need a step ladder. nt

[MineralMan]

5. I think you have the direction wrong.

That's just me, of course.

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Thanks, trumad. I knew we could depend on you!

[Squinch]

7. Well, thank God, because all those charts and graphs confuse me and make me nervous. Which will

probably make me unable to get pregnant. And if I'm not pregnant, what good am I?

[randys1]

8. lol good one

i assume the OP is sarcasm, but i dont know the person

[Squinch]

9. Based on his track record, I would say it is definitely sarcasm.

[Xipe Totec]

10. Lemme axe you something

[LeftofObama]

14. That literally made me LOL!

[Hekate]

11. You do that trumad! But watch your butt because Skittles is on the way!

[Xolodno]

12. I usually don't get involved in these threads.

But can't help mentioning something here.

So I tell my wife "hell hath no fury like a women scorned".....My wife will say "Damn straight...so don't piss me off"...and I cower in fear.


So...in the "heat of the moment" I call my wife a "slut"....she will say "oh yes I am...so !@#$ me like you would a slut". But if I say that in an argument or normal conversation....I'm a dead man.


Likewise...she does the same to me. For example:

She is pulling a nasty splinter out of my finger and scream in pain.....she says "Be a man!". I then grit my teeth and take it.

Its the weekend and she says lets go for a hike. I say "I kind of just wanted to be lazy and play video games".....she says "so your not enough of a stud?" So we go on a hike.

And....this one always hurts the most.......I've neglected staying in shape and were laying on the couch together and she touches my chest and says........

Guys....this really hurts......




......


here we go.....





..."getting soft"

[bigtree]

13. context

msnbc ‏@msnbc 10m
A GOP congresswoman on the way her party talks to women: http://on.msnbc.com/1rrwNez via @TheLastWord

[Uncle Joe]

17. I have a strong feeling, she will not win reelection. n/t

[Zorra]

18. Nice to see proper wimmins in Congruss what knows there place and what stands

by they're minfolk betters.

[Arugula Latte]

16. Wait, what? I haz ladybrain and me don't think too good.

[Brigid]

19. OK, Here's a "woman's level":