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(81,856 posts) Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:10 PM Jul 2014

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Crystal Metheney busted for throwing "missle" at a vehicle.

We may have officially reached peak Florida, now that a woman named CRYSTAL METHENEY has been arrested for shooting a missile into an occupied vehicle.

Ms. Metheney was arrested last month after violating Florida statute 790.19, which refers to: “Shooting into or throwing deadly missiles into dwellings, public or private buildings, occupied or not occupied; vessels, aircraft, buses, railroad cars, streetcars, or other vehicles.”

http://uproxx.com/up/2014/06/most-florida-name-ever

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Crystal Metheney busted for throwing "missle" at a vehicle. (Original Post) Renew Deal Jul 2014 OP

she's good friends with this nice lady.... steve2470 Jul 2014 #1

What's her boyfriend's name, Cracko Kane? nt pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #2

LOL!!!! Cali_Democrat Jul 2014 #3

And her mother's name is kentauros Jul 2014 #6

Then there's her Uncle Al... JHB Jul 2014 #7

They all just think they're a kentauros Jul 2014 #9

crystal metheney enid602 Jul 2014 #4

Maybe she's related to light-jazz luminary Pat Metheney? Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #8

Breaking Madddddddd! Politicalboi Jul 2014 #5

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

1. she's good friends with this nice lady....

Reply to Renew Deal (Original post)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:12 PM

Jul 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. What's her boyfriend's name, Cracko Kane? nt

Reply to Renew Deal (Original post)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:15 PM

Jul 2014

Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)

3. LOL!!!!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:16 PM

Jul 2014

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

6. And her mother's name is

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:44 PM

Jul 2014

Mari Juana

JHB

(37,158 posts)

7. Then there's her Uncle Al...

Reply to kentauros (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 07:03 PM

Jul 2014

Al K. Haul

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

9. They all just think they're a

Reply to JHB (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 07:08 PM

Jul 2014

hero in fields of poppy.

enid602

(8,615 posts)

4. crystal metheney

Reply to Renew Deal (Original post)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:16 PM

Jul 2014

I assume you that's her porn stage name.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

8. Maybe she's related to light-jazz luminary Pat Metheney?

Reply to enid602 (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 07:04 PM

Jul 2014

Prolly not

Politicalboi

(15,189 posts)

5. Breaking Madddddddd!

Reply to Renew Deal (Original post)

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:34 PM

Jul 2014

Looks like Ms Crystal Herpes Metheney is true to name. Crazy

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