God Doesn't Drive Unparked Cars, Either

[devils chaplain]

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (CBS Cleveland) – Usually when someone says “Jesus take the wheel” it’s meant to help them through a rough patch in life.

But police say an Indiana woman took the phrase literally on July 11th, when she took her hands off the steering wheel as she was driving.

The Fort Wayne Journal-Gazette reports 25-year-old Prionda Hill told authorities she let go of the wheel because “God told her he would take it from here.”

[link]http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/07/22/police-driver-who-asked-jesus-to-take-the-wheel-hit-motorcyclist/[/link]

[Xipe Totec]

1. Did she add God to her car insurance policy as a driver?

If so, she's covered. If not, she's screwn.

[hughee99]

3. Well, if her policy covers "acts of god" and god was driving... n/t

[Xipe Totec]

4. I'm sure the Supreme Court will back her up. nt

[pinboy3niner]

5. Please don't even mention "back up"

[Xipe Totec]

9. Snort!

[hughee99]

2. Who says religion and natural selection are mutually exclusive?

It appears here that religion could have easily played a roll in the natural selection process.

[John1956PA]

6. Recommending this post because of its clever title . . .

. . . which constitutes a twist on recent inscrutable comment from a right-wing public figure.

[bluesbassman]

7. God and St. Peter make the Darwin Awards in a shop in back of Heaven.

This person is lucky not to have received one.

[deutsey]

8. I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said:

"Jesus is my airbag."

Based on the tone of the other bumper stickers, it was meant as a joke.

But I imagine the woman in this story would've put it on her car after having the airbag disconnected.

[devils chaplain]

10. I had totally forgotten about this one...

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