Florida Man Gets Run Over By His Own Truck During Road Rage

[n2doc]

48 year old Joseph Carl got a little too drunk on Tuesday night, and the karma hit him like a truck.

After hitting another car at a red light, Carl got out of his car and started banging on another drivers window. The woman, who was frightened by Carl, drove away immediately.

What Carl didn’t realized was that when he got out of his truck, he failed to put it in in park. Before he knew it, he was being run over by his own vehicle.

Carl suffered from fractures in his hand and foot, and was charged with DUI and DUI property damage.

http://fafmag.com/entertainment/crazy-sht/florida-man-gets-run-over-by-his-own-truck-during-road-rage/

[hobbit709]

1. JuanitaJean's take on this.

http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/07/24/thank-you-sister-karma/

[petronius]

2. I saw the headline (minus the state name) in a California paper, and I thought

that maybe CA Man was gonna give FL Man a challenge today. Then I clicked...

[onehandle]

3. Seems like we could avoid a lot of mayhem if they would just lock up Florida Man.

This one was born in Illinois, but regardless, start with him.

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[Maven]

7. OMG

[AngryDem001]

13. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

EVIL! EVIL!

[Blue Owl]

17. By Gollum...

Bat Boy is indeed alive!

[navarth]

18. is this a True Blood spoiler???

no fair.

[Roland99]

21. Gov. Bat Boy

[The Blue Flower]

22. Trash can man!

My life for you! (Stephen King reference)

[KansDem]

25. Hmmm...Scott/Bachmann, 2016 !!!

Or, "Bachmann/Scott"

[randys1]

27. Hey, what dont you like about him/Scott?

Sure, he stole over ONE BILLION DOLLARS from us, his policies are INTENTIONALLY killing sick poor people, but hey, nobody's perfect

sheesh

[NutmegYankee]

33. ...

[snooper2]

4. We need video for full mocking!

[raccoon]

5. Instant Karma! nt

[randys1]

28. $10,000 says he isnt a democrat...

[Xipe Totec]

6. That's Carma, baby, what a dragma. nt

[Arugula Latte]

26. Or, in his case, truckma...

It's gonna f@#$ ya.

[Jim__]

8. I guess Carl forgot to bring his gun with 'im.

I'm sure everything would have been fine if he'd just brung his gun.

[progressoid]

9. "Florida Man..."

Headlines that start with "Florida man" always end with something fun!

[n2doc]

10. Here's a Florida Men update

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20140724_ap_6b48bceb73034d4c968c130f659503a1.html

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) - A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into an eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest."

Waitress Nancy Sansevieri was still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men - two naked and one clad in underwear - stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach.

Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.

[liberal N proud]

11. Yes, Florida man rides again

[perdita9]

12. Nominate him for a Darwin Award

And tell him to learn some manners

[vlakitti]

23. YAY!!!!

[santamargarita]

14. Good!

[Blue Owl]

16. Or was God just driving a parked car to spite Sarah Palin?

[SheilaT]

19. I never understand why those who

drive an automatic don't get their cars equipped with a parking brake.

They come that way? Are you sure? I don't believe I've ever seen anyone with an automatic engage that brake.

(Walks away, shaking her head.)

[rateyes]

20. ...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=.html&h=670&w=547&tbnid=nM0ls51GdqlTkM:&zoom=1&docid=CQZ5CO9789ttrM&hl=en&ei=OG7RU_nxCMG2yASfhYHADA&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CBwQMygAMAA

[iandhr]

24. Darwin award nominee?

[Kaleva]

36. All he can get is an Honarable Mention because he lived.

[KansDem]

29. Remember what happened to Marvin Bush's maid?

DU Thread from 2006: WH took 6 days to report Marvin Bush's maid crushed to death in driveway

Bertha Champagne, a 62-year-old woman who worked as a maid/babysitter for W's brother Marvin Bush, was found mysteriously dead in Marvin's driveway. She had been crushed against a wall by her own vehicle. The story was that somehow the brakes became disengaged, crushing her against the wall.

Marvin, you may recall, had been appointed head of security at the World Trade Center towers in NYC just before 9/11.

The story wasn't reported in the media for six whole days. Then, only one story was published (in the Washington Post).

[randys1]

30. oh god, listen to this

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[KamaAina]

31. Reminds me of one of the best beginnings of Six Feet Under

Guy backs out of his driveway in an SUV. He sees the morning paper in the driveway. He leans down to pick it up. Way down. Next thing you know, he gets run over, and he's Six Feet Under.

[chrisa]

35. This immediately reminded me of Six Feet Under as well. The deaths were always ironic, if not funny.

[GeorgeGist]

32. Florida Man will never die!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

34. Carl was ready to beat the crap out of the guy that ran over him!

[eridani]

37. His karma ran over his dogma? (Oldie but goodie) n/t