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Ted Nugent: I Am Being Persecuted For 'Doing God's Work'

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Thursday, 7/31/2014 11:25 am

Ted Nugent is still reeling from cancellations of his performances at tribal casinos, writing today that he is just like a soldier taking flak from “lying freaks” for “doing God’s work spotlighting the current infestation of cockroaches amongst us.”

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ted-nugent-i-am-being-persecuted-doing-gods-work#sthash.EqUI4Q7S.dpuf

[Turbineguy]

1. ISIS

is doing God's work too.

At least according to them.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. "cockroaches," huh? Now where have I heard that slur before...

[Lint Head]

3. So when he poops in his pants or sits on the toilet he's doing god's work?

Let's see. Does he have a tee shirt that says, "Racial Slurs for God", or, "I Kill Animals but I'm too Cowardly to Kill People for God".
Hmmmmmmm! Actually he's lifting up all the cowards around the world.

[Mike Daniels]

4. Waiting for the next GOP candidate for POTUS to ask for Ted's endorsement

That should pretty much kill any chance of getting the moderate / independent / minority vote.