'Easter Bunny' Arrested For Drug Possession

[kpete]

'Easter Bunny' Arrested For Drug Possession

DANVILLE, VA (KTLA) -- One Easter Bunny was arrested this week after police found he was carrying around more than Easter eggs and candy.

Joshua Lee Bolling, 24, was arrested and charged on Thursday with illegally possessing prescription narcotics.

Police arrested Bolling after businesses at the Piedmont Mall in Danville, Virginia complained that the Easter Bunny was acting suspicious.

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Mall security tailed Bolling, eventually catching him with pills they say he did not have a prescription for.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-easter-bunny-arrested-at-mall,0,7101324.story

[Typical NYC Lib]

1. Rabbits shouldn't take drugs meant for humans

[marmar]

2. I guess you could say he was all hopped up.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Smart bunnies...

...don't let a tail spot them.

[steve2470]

4. OH I bet the Easter Bunny was HOPPING MAD

(I'll keep my day job, thanks)

[saras]

5. When did mall security become doctors?

The important part: "Mall security tailed Bolling, eventually catching him with pills they say he did not have a prescription for.
He looks more trustworthy than most mall security I've encountered.

[dems_rightnow]

6. In many staes...

In many states it is illegal to carry prescription drugs outside of their prescription bottle. That's what I assumed when I saw that line.

[saras]

8. And the rent-a-cop is competent to analyze unknown medicine? without a lab? wow.

Does he just taste them? Or have special chemical sensors in his fingers?

[dems_rightnow]

10. Notice please

That he was charged with not having a prescription. Pretty easy to see, even without a lab to determine what they were.

[davsand]

7. Probably had Easter grass in his basket.

I'm told that stuff gives you quite a high.




Laura

[Tom Ripley]

9. He should have just stuck with an Ether basket