Toddler Breaches White House Security, Ends Up On Lawn

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The U.S. Secret Service sprang into action and apprehended a trespasser at the White House — a toddler who squeezed through a fence and ended up on the lawn.

The toddler made it into the secure area just after 8 p.m. and was returned to the parents, said Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan. Neither the parents nor the tiny intruder was detained for questioning.

"We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents," according to the White House pool report.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/toddler-breaches-white-house-security-ends-lawn-n175646


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A toddler got away from his parents and squeezed through the fence at the White House tonight - causing a brief lockdown on the lawn.

[sgtbenobo]

1. He will be the youngest person.....

....on the No-Fly list.


Carry on.

[Marrah_G]

2. LOL

[PDJane]

3. My offspring would have done that........

He was one of those kids who had to see everything.

[philosslayer]

4. Bush would have had him water-boarded

[vt_native]

5. Release the hounds!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. "Hey, man, I'm a toddler."

How do they know he's a toddler?
Just because he says he is?

[pinboy3niner]

7. But he could have been armed with a suicide diaper!

[Lochloosa]

9. Oh great. Now we'll have to take those off to fly.

[pinboy3niner]

10. Okay,YOU tell John McCain he can't board with Depends

[awoke_in_2003]

11. have you ever changed a diaper?

I have changed some that could be classified biological weapons

[littlemissmartypants]

12. ALL toddlers have those. nt

[ReRe]

15. He was....

... the first Diaper Bomber.

[UrbScotty]

8. Still smarter and more mature than that guy who lived there 2001-2009 (nt)

[47of74]

17. Or some currently in Congress.

[littlemissmartypants]

13. Please tell me it was Boehner.

[Renew Deal]

14. I hope they don't take this kid to see the lions at the zoo

[tclambert]

16. Did he drop a bomb in his nappies?

[ripcord]

18. The preshool mafia is feeling its oats

this was just to test security, you can't trust those damned little kids.

[Are_grits_groceries]

19. That Rove! smh..... nt