The Farewell-in-Hell Speech!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Tricky Dick!!!!

[skip fox]

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Forty years ago Richard ("Mom never really liked me&quot Nixon is saying: "My only error was making and keeping the tapes. . . . If it wouldn't have been for them, my enemies wouldn't have been able to make things up so easily, . . . for instance, they couldn't have heard all those things which weren't there . . . or read between the lines some crazy text that really came from inside their own heads, and things of that nature. . . . That should be clear as (expletive deleted) pie!"

[malaise]

1. Now I know why even Mom never liked me

I am the definition of a ReTHUG scumbag.

[dembotoz]

2. i have seen in my dreams the republican presidents of the future--im gonna look like jesus

[skip fox]

3. Richard ("What's so nasty about sewage anyway?) Nixon is saying:

"On the contrary, Sam, when my critics and enemies call me hard hearted and cruel, I just laugh. . . . It doesn't bother me a bit. . . . I just picture them suffering the flames of hell as their flesh burns and melts off bones and skull and then keeps growing back only to be burnt off all over again. . . . Hell, they can call me anything they want. . . . Next question?"

[skip fox]

4. "What did he mean, I'm no better than a naked madman

running around with a handful of shit? . . . I've always maintained a strict decorum of dress. . . . In fact, I wear a tie on the can!"

[skip fox]

5. "I say, be fair to Howard Dean. . . . After all

he was just doing his job. . . . A couple warning shots to the nuts ought to be enough."

[skip fox]

6. "Well, I'd call all of my enemies 'f*ckers' but

I don't like to swear."

[11 Bravo]

7. OK, fuck it! It turns out that I really AM a crook! Bye.