Can Americans Have A Beer With Mitt Romney? (Danziger)

[kpete]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-danziger/beer-with-mitt_b_1411050.html

[wendylaroux]

1. You would have to

have a keg of beer first, to be able to want to have a beer with him. Maybe not even then.

[Rozlee]

2. Nope. Have to settle for coffee. No? How 'bout tea? No?

Well, Ovaltine, dammit!

[freshwest]

4. Why not have a drink with that plastic blow up doll? At least he's waterproof.

Of course, he'd have nothing interesting to say unless someone popped him with a pen and then it wouldn't sound that good, either. I think drinking with a zombie would be more interesting.

[Initech]

5. This is a guy who belongs to a religion that forbids consumption of alcohol and caffeine.

I'm guessing not.

[Cleita]

7. However, his religion doesn't forbid investing in it.

Many Las Vegas Casinos and casinos at large in Nevada are financed by Mormon money and many even run by them. The Marriott Hotel chain is Mormon owned and they serve alcohol. But no, he probably wouldn't have a beer or even coffee with you if he's a real practicing Mormon.

[bart95]

8. kind of like a drug dealer that doesnt do dope

which i think is worse than a drug dealer that does

at least the one who does can claim he doesnt think it's that harmfull

[bart95]

9. kind of like an anti-communist who 'doesnt do' wars nt

'oh, i dont do war, i have missionary duty in france - it's lovely this time of year'

[bart95]

6. I actually have a lot of respect for Mitt ROmney

he was over in france, protecting the french from wine and coffee, while other men of his age were hiding in viet nam, to avoid that duty