"I drink kerosene just to stay sane." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Erick Erickson!!!

[skip fox]

Erick (the-human-stump) Erickson is saying: "Hypocrisy? . . . Hypocrisy? . . . I know hypocrisy, Bill, but this tops them all! . . . The fa- . . ., I mean the homosexuals, the so-called 'gays' (although they never seemed that happy to me, or very pleasant even), . . . well these homosexuals with their radical gay agenda are trying to marginalize Christians, just because we want to wipe them off the face of God's green earth!!! . . . Have you ever heard of such duplicity Bill? . . . Ah, Bill . . .?"



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Above CAPTION rather closely based (I'm ashamed for our species to admit it) on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/08/foxs-erick-erickson-countries-with-marriage-equ/200366

[skip fox]

1. "Well, Bill, it was all in the past. Just a big misunderstanding.

When I got mad and said 'Eat me!' to the guy, I didn't mean anything by it and then there was a little blur or blotch in my memory, or bald spot in the road somewhere, and the next thing I knew my pants were around my ankles and camera bulbs were flashing. . . . So you see, Bill, there wasn't really anything to it. . . . Ah, . . . Bill?"

[skip fox]

2. "Bill, my critics say my mother must not have loved me, but they're wrong.

She loved me so much she beat me every day, all the while saying how much she loved it. . . . You just cant top that! . . . Ah, . . . Bill?"

[skip fox]

3. That's what I like about Fox News: I can say what ever I want and I don't

have to think one single bit. . . . It's like sleeping but without having to wake up and pee."

[malaise]

4. Now light a match

Erick and do the world a favor

[Rex]

5. "Gosh I hope nobody notices I've been farting low key for about 20 minutes."

"Ohh...that one felt lumpy...can I get a change of pants?" "Yes, I just shit myself."