I enjoy stranger sex.

[rug]

Yes. I do. I was not going to say anything about this subject because there appear to be many puritans here. But, fuck it all anyway.

I don't even mind if the NSA is watching.

[Enrique]

1. stranger than what?

[Squinch]

2. You beat me to it. Yes. You did.

[rug]

3. Stranger than whatever passes for sex around here.

I'm still trying to figure it out.

[madinmaryland]

6. Stranger than Dr. Stranges love of Rush...

The band.

[Purveyor]

4. "gloryholes' rock!

[Squinch]

5. How can you tell if they are puritans or pilgrims? I am always stumped by that one.

[rug]

11. It's the buckles on the hats.

[Squinch]

20. That makes sense. I guess the pilgrims used staples.

[Jackpine Radical]

43. Only to hold them on in high winds.

[Squinch]

46. And we wonder why they weren't thinking about sex with strangers! You try it with a hat stapled to

your head! In high winds!

That HAS to count as stranger sex than whatever rug is having.

[immoderate]

7. In the night?

Exchanging glances?

--imm

[rug]

12. What were the chances?

[In_The_Wind]

8. IMO: Missionary style needs a bit of spice.

just sayin'

[Xipe Totec]

9. Whatever melts your butter. nt

[pinboy3niner]

10. The NSA knew you were going to post this before you even typed it

[rug]

15. I'm convinced the NSA is behind 90% of the porn sites.

Global blackmail.

[pinboy3niner]

23. Behind, in front, on the bottom, on top...

...and that ain't the half of it!

[JaneyVee]

13. The stranger the better?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

14. Reminds me of the movie, "Sea of Love" where the guy says the strangest place he ever had sex./nt

[HERVEPA]

16. We assumed your sex was stranger than most.

[rug]

18. Damn right!

[Skittles]

17. you want I should kick your f***ing strangers ass, rug?

I bet you'd enjoy that too

[rug]

19. Lol!

Only if you're wearing spats.

[Skittles]

22. like these? HELL YEAH!

[Half-Century Man]

27. I guess spurs would be too campy.

Do they come in green?

[AtomicKitten]

21. Stranger than what?

[Hekate]

25. Stranger than fiction, no doubt

[seveneyes]

24. Stuck inside the temple of love

[BlueJazz]

26. I don't discuss my sex life with the likes of you people. I have my sweetheart to satisfy me.

[Half-Century Man]

28. Technically speaking, Bragging isn't a discussion.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

29. I have no problem with NSA

No Strings Attached

[MineralMan]

30. As you say, rug.

As you say.

[rug]

31. I haven't been to Turkey yet.

[MineralMan]

33. No? It's a very interesting country.

I met many Turks in my 15 months there. I did not have sex with them, though. I caught up on that when I returned to the US and had time to be with my long-time girl friend. It didn't seem strange at all, though, so maybe I missed something. Oh, well.

[Dirty Socialist]

32. I Bet NSA Agents Listen in with

Their cranks out.

[Warren DeMontague]

34. Inside you're burning. I can see clear through.

(Hey Bob, whatever's goin' down, feel better soon)

[nomorenomore08]

48. Oh shit! Hope he's okay...

[NightWatcher]

35. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me

So tie me up, smack my ass, and show me that you like me





Oh, we're done sharing?

[Warren DeMontague]

36. Set fire to my tie

[davidn3600]

40. Rihanna

[pinboy3niner]

37. I don't stranger sex with you!

And I'm not sure I want to drink with you, either! Nope, I'm sure. I don't drink with YOU!

[rug]

38. No sex for you!

[pinboy3niner]

42. Touché

[WillyT]

39. Old Joke: Is Sex Dirty ???

Only if you're doing it right.

[Jackpine Radical]

45. Do you smoke after sex?

I dunno. I never looked.

[RiffRandell]

41. Sigh. I'm a Romantic.

[LuvNewcastle]

44. I knew it. I just knew it.

The Religion Forum is full of tarts. You have to stay close to God so that you can get forgiveness for all the wicked things you do.

[rug]

47. Sex without guilt is no fun at all.

[LuvNewcastle]

49. That is a very good point.

The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, isn't it?

[pinboy3niner]

50. Sex with gilt can be lethal

I think I learned that at the movies.

[rug]

51. She should not have sought treatment from Dr. No.

[pinboy3niner]

52. aka...

Doctor Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope...

[Dirty Socialist]

53. Sorry

I'm not into the kinky stuff.

[rug]

54. From each according to his ability . . . .

[Chan790]

58. Well, that's no fun.

What kind of "dirty" socialist are you? You seem like a chaste socialist to me.

[valerief]

55. Stranger than what? nt

[Vattel]

56. I enjoyed it too. Thanks.

[rug]

59. New Jersey is a lovers' paradise.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

57. I know that when I think of rug ...

burns I suggest they are best treated by cleansing and applying a soothing anti-bacterial cream to the affected area.

Have fun and stay safe.

[titaniumsalute]

60. When I want stranger sex...

...I just switch to my left hand.