Here comes America's Nanny! . . . And the brush is out! . . . (Please CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!)

[skip fox]

Bill ("I like mirrors all over every wall&quot O'Reilly is saying: "Look, . . . all these African-Americans and liberals got their heads filled with baby ducklings or something. . . . They hear 'unarmed youth exhibiting no resistance,' and they think they know what's happening. . . . Heck, he could be telling his friend to destroy the evidence of a terrorist plot! . . . He could be giving instructions to push a button to blow up a damn shadowing a large city! . . . The policeman could have saved multiple lives! . . . Anything's possible. . . . It's just that these liberals let their imaginations run away with them. . . . Jumping to stupid conclusions. . . Can you imagine such fools?"




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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/08/12/oreilly-many-african-americans-believe-michael/200406

[skip fox]

1. "In real candor, I don't know why

I ask anyone else about anything when I already know the answer. . . . Am I suppose to spend my life making sure everyone's telling the truth and they're not insane or 'on something'? . . Why is it always me? . . . That's what I'd like to know."

[skip fox]

2. "And I say to the liberals like I used to say to

my small children: Don't make me come in there!!!!!

[underpants]

3. Look, Fappy the anti-Masturbation dolphin mascot knows how to behave in public so why don't they?

I mean it is a question that could be asked

[skip fox]

5. They should learn to keep their little flippers to themselves . . .

but not in that way!!"

[underpants]

4. Stay pithy my friends